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[challenge entry] This isn't very good but feel it my public duty to put something else at the top of /board

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(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Your duty is noted and gets a lol
this place does stun me from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# i feel a bit like when i was walking around a safe, tidy, functional high street after the riots
like order is restored, and things are normal again.

..but for how long...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I think it's all good now.
But like you say, you never know when another one like her will come along.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# i think she'll be back
though after the last threadrush, im kind of scared what it will be. Genuinely...
I dont like seeing people going strange on forums.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# It all depends on whether she gets perma-banned or not.
This place has gone weird since Fraser went on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# It could just have been a case of Saturday night and too much bootleg vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Speaking of which, haven't been out for a bit.
This shall be sorted out in a fortnight, birthday and all that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# how old are you, dare i ask?
Im reckoning youre a young whippersnapper
Feel free to reply in a cryptic way, as it is the style recently.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# 19; I'll be 20 in about 3 weeks.
When I say out, I mean OUT, like a club or something. I go to the pub regularly, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# now you're making me feel old
37 in 3 weeks, i'm having a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I shall be 42 in 6 weeks.
Feel free to embalm me and keep me on the mantlepiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# *Lobs Zimmer frame*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I laugh in the face of your zimmer frame
I'm not taking your spare ones. I have my very own special sticks. With lasers and hover-jets and everything (private health insurance pays off, see?).
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I ride mine on skate boards
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# i haven't got a mantelpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Imagine my surprise when I found out I wasn't even the youngest one here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# i'm just happy i'm not the oldest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I wonder who is?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# best not to speculate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i think i've just worked out that i'm an averagely aged b3tan
but then maths was never my strong point so i'm prolly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I'd say the average age for a b3tan would be 30-40, going by the ones I know anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# How I laughed when I hit forty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, early onset dementia's a bugger, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# It's a bastard
I'm going somewhere tomorrow, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I was 32 in August
i still feel like im in my early / mid 20s though, as my mates are all settling down, staying in, drinking real ale and generally acting their age :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# You could always pretend to be a 19 yr old Japanese girl here if that helps.
Or... er... maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Didn't work for the last one, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# sod that for a game of soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# that's good
as i've put emo-san on ignore, there's not much to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
#
it also appears there's the "curse of the disappearing threads"
the mods are busy tonite...
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# theyll have to call fraser back from his hols to deal with the unrest
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i wouldn't be surprised....
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# a quick ban would sort this shit out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i even reposted an emergency freebase
which is now floating eerily in b3ta limbo, making ghostly, faint 'FUCK' like sounds...

Kinda like the cat that got fucked up in the teleporter in the original version of the fly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# the original was great
but i think everyone knows why i prefer the remake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# brundlecock?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Isn't this exactly the sort of situation Scotty was good at resolving
with beaming down issues? Shame he's dead. RIP Taters's Freebase post...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Funny you should say that because...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# WELSHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Touche!
Magnificent piece of touche posting there, Monsieur Fox!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Much obliged :D
Forgot who this guy is (was on BBC News a few days ago), but after shopping him onto Freebase, it kind of stuck.



Literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I love this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Well i clicked I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# yay!
*edit* blimey - i have a blister forming on my f5 finger
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# nothing like a scandal and some gossip to bump up page views and posts
reckon fraser went on holiday to japan? He's back soon isnt he? Hmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# At last some sanity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Sanity? How dare you!
*flounces out, skirts billowing*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# You have style
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# needs more emotional outbursts and deleted threads
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# like this


Click for bigger (186 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# i was about to reply "shopped pics only"
& post an faq pic
but the thread quickly vanished like a fart in the wind....
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# hopefully that's the end of it
Shame moggy was talented but just a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
just a bit?
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
I don't want her stalking and killing me so yeah I'll say just a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I've said it twice tonight, but THANK FUCK YOU TURNED UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# On most dates, that's the best I can hope for.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I'M LEAVING FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# You're leaving? Well, I shall leave first...
*huffs AS WELL as flounces as he deletes himself and his DNA profile from all known databases and jumps into a giant blender*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# All well and good
but Facebook still has all your information.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I shall live on as the inert victim of random pokes, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Don't let mongychops hear you say that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I just wrote this in google translater:
キャプテン彼は私のお尻を触っすべての時間です。

Which was meant to say "Captain, he is all time touching my ass"

When I put it back through, it spat out: "Every time he touched the captain of my ass", which made me laugh out loud and scare the shit out of the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# this is the captain of my ass, calling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# time to get a cock on board
and no stalling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# you're not kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# ^ Awesome translation ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# time well spent :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
I had this ready 私のたわごとを食べる now it has no use
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Was the cat constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Using "Bad Translator"
i got: "You are next."
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I'll add a work in progress


Edit: the FAQ was just a B3ta thing; i might add a Bronte novel.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I wish I could draw like that
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I wish I could fuck This
:D
(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I think your wife would have something to say
about you fucking a picture
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# O_o
...tf?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Animal.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# :D
yes pls
(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# That is about a weeks worth
of messing about. Next week I'll try to get the limbs in proportion, which would probably please the poor kid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Looks pretty much almost there to me - good messing about.
Hope you don't mind me sharing my idea - the only thing I'd fiddle with *snigger* is recessing her right arm (the one on the left) back a little into the body. But maybe I just like the idea of manipulating women's bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# the whole angle
thing is messed up; i'm still learning!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# If I learn to be as good as you are, I'll be happy :-)
Love the effect you get with these - you have great style.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Thank you
but it isn't really talent. It is just patience.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Problem is, that image will just lead to lewd FAQs of its own
on the lines of "Is she wearing any knickers?". Sad, but tis the way of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Ver nice
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Does she have any knickers on?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Big flannel ones.
In grey.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I still would
even with if she had flip flops
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I would even if she worn flip flops and white sports socks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I could draw that.
I wont.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# it's not a fetish
just saying I would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Good, that's nipped that one in the bud.
Apart from with the "big flannel knickers" fetishists.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# On B3ta?
I expect a queue...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# thats rather nice
i like her shoes, though i must clarify that im not a foot fetishist type fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I also like her shoes
because I fucking hate flip flops
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# M A G N I F I C O
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)