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# your weird
and im stoned
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# ^this plus guiness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# haha
next train to whiteyville...
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Don't say that
I've just started on the red wine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)
# BOOM HEADSHOT
thats bad darts... i've been on the robinsons fruit juice all night, and thank christ, 'coz if i'd had a skinfull aswell as a lungfull and then come here to see this ^ fruit loop whinging about not being allowed to be a pedo i'd have certainly been shouting at my shoes
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
"shouting at my shoes" - haha, very evocative
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# i actually just read this as 'shouting at horses'
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Funny what this heat can do to the ol' grey matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# lol
throwing rocks at the moon?
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# I'll have to try that next time I'm intoxicated. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# its not as good as it sounds
i've done it loads and ive never hit it. but i did throw a hot teabag at a Polish car valeter
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Aww man :( it looks so easy too...
A few million miles away? Psh, I can piss that far.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# moonraker
is a phrase i've been aware of since childhood via james bond movies but only recently discovered that it refers to those who try to rake the reflection of the moon from a body of water. suddenly everything makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# hahhaaha
oh good lord
(men boles Benea, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Eh
I think I'll go to bed soon

just watching the end of a DS9 first
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Ive got a cunning plan
*sleeps/*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# This, but drunk rather than stoned
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# I wish I were drunk now :( hell, even a little bit tipsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I recommend beer
And maybe some whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# or lighter fluid
unless you're a wanker. in which case meths.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# I mainly stick to vodka; Stolichnaya being a favourite :)
However, I do enjoy the odd JD.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Bourbon? Haven't tried one in years
No, me and my friends are complete whiskey snobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# The Bourbon in my name originally referred to the biscuit kind.
I've tried bourbon whiskey once or twice, quite liked it, so now my name can be derived from both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# talisker
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:55, archived)