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# THE Michael Ellis?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# The Original! The Unforgivable! It's our VERY OWN Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichael Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllllis
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *curtains part, Michael Ellis stands centre stage in full Kimono, chopsticked boot-polished hair and wooden block shoes*
♫ Three little maids from school are weee...... ♫
♫ Pert as a schoolgirl well can beeeeee ♫
♫ Filled to the brim with girlish gleeeeeeeeeHEEEEEEEEEEE... ♫
♫ Three... ♫ er, where the fuck are Paul and Moggy?

*tumblesweeds*
*feedback howl as microphone hits floor*
*clomps off crying mascara onto Kimono*

I NEVER FORGIVE PAUL AND MOGGY
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Once again, the prophetic powers of Gilbert and Sullivan amaze me
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)