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# Inspired by a Twitter thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# RIS
Perhaps 'attack of the clunge' would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Clunge
There has never been a more appropriate noun to describe their clammy, waxed, horse-eating-oats, calloused, cloven haddock hooves
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# i'm glad i finished me sandwiches before i read that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Haddock again?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# oh god
they're coming up now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Best lube in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# They never forgive you!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
you paint a pretty picture, mr Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# THE Michael Ellis?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# The Original! The Unforgivable! It's our VERY OWN Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichael Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllllis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *curtains part, Michael Ellis stands centre stage in full Kimono, chopsticked boot-polished hair and wooden block shoes*
♫ Three little maids from school are weee...... ♫
♫ Pert as a schoolgirl well can beeeeee ♫
♫ Filled to the brim with girlish gleeeeeeeeeHEEEEEEEEEEE... ♫
♫ Three... ♫ er, where the fuck are Paul and Moggy?

*tumblesweeds*
*feedback howl as microphone hits floor*
*clomps off crying mascara onto Kimono*

I NEVER FORGIVE PAUL AND MOGGY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Once again, the prophetic powers of Gilbert and Sullivan amaze me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# don't beat about the bush, man
you'll never get your stick back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Change = menopause.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# horses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I love them
They're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# i wouldn't go near the slack-flapped munters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hey
They're MY friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# no need to fight
i'm sure they don't mind being shared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I hear you've been a naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# You been speaking to the Japanese Embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# they've made 'noises'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)