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# Office humour


One of my mates has too much time on his hands...
(SonofRojBlake, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# "N PIN BOWLING"
THE MOST AWESOME BOWLING EVER

AS MANY AS n PINS AND BOWLING BALLS IN PLAY SIMULTANEOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Physically impossible to get a strike?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# it's physically impossible to get a strike and not get a strike simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Unless you bowl on two seperate lanes, time it right, and if your bowling accuracy with both arms is equal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# what if you are bowling on both planes with only one arm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Then you would have to maybe throw one a little softer than the other
so they arrive at their target at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# that just messes with my head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Or alternatively, you could get two equally skilled bowlers to bowl at the same time.
One aiming for a strike and one deliberately missing completely.

We have to go deeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# but if we go deeper into the rabbit hole
what if we find more MSG?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# It's all in the name of theoretical science! I'm sure we will find a solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I hope the solution involves hot science chicks in hot science chick outfits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Well it wouldn't be science otherwise!
I bet even Isaac Newton had a few of them, milling around in white lab coats and being all assistant-y.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# They probably threw apples about and everything
no doubt made some traditional country cider

with a high specific gravity of alchohol

tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Unfortunately for history, a condensed, boring version was written. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Bowling flier
Flow chart, soft toys, highlighter. Let me guess, an HR office?

Edit: I apologise to any b3tans that work in HR. But I hate you.
You vaccuous, useless, self-serving, 'I've been too busy sorting the Xmas do to deal with your pay dispute', bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# *spits*
edit: not at you - at HR
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Amen.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I'm trying to work out what kind of office job
lets you work on both the rules for bowling and CAD office layouts ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# they're obviously planning to rob the bowling alley
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I think he works for a Batman villain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# That'll be the "mate" he refers to in his post
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Most probably the Riddler, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# His job description is in his profile
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Can you be a chartered
Unicyclist? I kind of like that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# There must be a unicycling committee somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# At least
one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Haha! I was going to go to Leeds Met as well.
Aww... gutted now, I could have joined the tight-knit, clandestine group that is, the Unicycle Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# To be honest
I don't know what chartered means. I used to get paid to do important stuff, so somebody thought i could do it. I was never chartered though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# According to this definition
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartered_%28Professional%29

It's nothing more than a buzz word to us non-unicyclist kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# so THERE'S my fucking hole punch
I'm going to nail it to the desk in future
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Needs more jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# someones dropped a clanger...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# This is too big and the writing is sideways and I am not enjoying it
so it's goodnight now from me. Ta-ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)