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# I'm hoping for a job with the Daily Mail off the back of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# *squints*
ah, no, it's not a zip.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I did consider a variety of exits but went for the classic "van doors".
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# if it farts, it'll blow them off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Ba-dum, TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Theresa May's photo shop cats
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# cat fleas travelling in style
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# candle!
would you like me to blow on it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# certainly
motto:(never turn down a blow job) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# pfff
my motto is, and always has been, FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Back 'er up
**makes lorry reversing sounds**

Left hand down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# happy candles
i nabbed the gif (the elvis part), so don't go feeling all special and shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# haha...cheers Rory :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahahhaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# happy candlez :D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# MERCI....technically my first candle
....missed the other two :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU CANDLE BOY
Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# WAHEY
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# That's one helluva litter tray
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Saltburn on Sea
since you mention it. Remarkably pleasant and Giant Terror Cat-free when we were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# So is Theresa, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# She's probably on the payroll already
whispering her more deranged imaginings into a Dictaphone as she sleeps to create editorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# this is what happens when political correctness goes mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)