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[challenge entry] Are you sure this is compatible?

Ah well. I suppose it's a shame when anyone dies.
But what a waste of time accumulating all that money and not retiring to spend it all on cocaine and hookers.
How much more money did he think he might need for a comfortable retirement?

edit: it was aids
edit edit: the bad aids - I mean, come on - cropped hair, turtle necks, over-excited in public...
edit edit edit: I suppose what I'm saying here is that steve jobs messed with nature and god struck him down with the aids - if we were supposed to have overpriced tat with 'i' at the beginning we'd have been born with it

EDIT: WTF - I DIDN'T ENTER THIS IN A CHALLENGE!

From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# ASSAIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)
# I think this one might be more compatible...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:39, archived)
# iFucking love AssAids!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:40, archived)
# AssAids X:
SnowLeperosy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# TM
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
# iFucking love it
when ye look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Using a brand new technology, Apple announces they will once again give him LIFE!....................He will be............ALIIIIIIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:32, archived)
# so long as you press dampened fingers on his neck bolts for decent reception, then YES - HE WILL LIVE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)
# USB!
As FireWire bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)
# FIREWIRE BAD! FIREWIRE BAD! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
# There is an iLife joke in here somewhere....
*rumages*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# iLive
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Just wistfully imagining the numb 21st-century cyber-poignancy of all those people buying Bert Jansch tracks off iTunes today...
Bad AIDS, though? You think so? Hmm. Usually, people dying of the bad AIDS tend to develop a kind of gaunt appearance, and look like their jeans are a couple of sizes too big for 'em.

Ah! I see wot u dun there!

Also: why is he holding up the new Flaming Lips ltd edition single?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Have you tried finding Bert Jansch online?
Bizarrely unpopular. Spotify has about 14 tracks in total. What's that all about?

Can't comment on itunes because it's evil and I don't use it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Never one to push himself forward, or even care all that much for his records after they were finished.
Frustrated today, wanting to play some, but all my BJ / Pentangle stuff's on tape in a cardboard box at the bottom of a pile of cardboard boxes.
Still, Needle of Death from his 1st LP is my favourite of his:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-HkBak9lmM
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# I saw him at the junction in harborne once: sublime guitarist and his voice seemed to have held up surprisingly well
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Although the spandex tights and "foot on the monitor" antics were, I hear, slightly jarring.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Yes. They made it clear audience participation was unwelcome and told me to just sit down and stop trying to draw attention to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Pity. Cos in those pre-laptop days, lugging yr computer to gigs was a right chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh nutsacks!
Well I can think of one use for the corpse.....

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:49, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
# this...happen
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Has He Kicked It ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Yep
Got a small case of the deads
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Bah!
You were supposed to go: "Yes he has!"

/as sampled by tribe called quest etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Damn
Well, type it again and I'll get it right this time
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Has He Kicked It?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)
# No
They're lying
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)
# That's the spirit!

Nite, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:25, archived)
#
nytol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:33, archived)
# First class,
put this next to today's 9/11 re-cap and I think you've won b3ta this year. I'm in awe.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Haha. I'm not sure about that, but cheers
As far as I'm concerned, this is my greatest achievement of 2011.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:08, archived)
# haha - I'm too young to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)
# that was pleasantly disturbing!
you win the internetz for today
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)
# My arousal is above default level
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:27, archived)
# he's dead? oh well
*gets back to shopping Freebase*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)