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(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# tracy emin has improved
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
#
Jobs said in the letter [...] "Perhaps Adobe should focus more on creating great HTML5 tools for the future, and less on criticizing Apple for leaving the past behind."
Ironically it's outlived him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Also:
It looks an awful lot like this coffin has a trapdoor on the bottom, attached to the black lever at the end facing the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hi mofaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Hi Rory.
I'm feeling a bit down, mate. It's about the Super Spring Collections. They're just not as popular as I'd hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
Super spring collections you say?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah I had a type of Super Spring Collections joke.
I thought it was gaining in popularity, but no-one asked me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
#
I'm sure it'll bounce back.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# cheer up mate, it ain't all that bad
see?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# hey dude what about that thing of some device in which you did speak about
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# LOL
Apparently you can't be president with a whole brain.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# You've just ruined a childhood memory!
And reminded me of an adult nightmare SAM ROCKWELL! *shudder*
although he was bloodey good in Moon.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Moon is the best film I've seen in a long time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Surprisingly excellent!
When you consider the budget too....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# WHAT, A FILM ABOUT SOMEONE MOONING!?! OMG, I CUD JUZ GO WACH PORN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Fucking HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
#

taters posted this on links earlier, some class fuck faces www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/page2/ juz sayin' don't go all serz on me guis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# People are scared.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# when you're a scarder, faces come out in the rain, when you're scared....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Bryan Adams to the left of me, Jaz Mann to the right, here I am.
Stuck in the middle with Busey.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# hahahahah
sorry, i don't recognise your name man, but hello, and that was a fine fuck-statement.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Don't worry about it.
I'm as old as the hills. Does it not still show your user id when you hover. I've not been here for ages. (Oh, it does! Is Smash Monkey still about?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# you ought to introduce some nice Slinky numbers...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
# The coffin does have a trapdoor in the bottom
you can see out the back

either that or it's an "exploded" coffin

it's the weirdest coffin I've seen in...months, probably
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# WINNER!
*lots of clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# :D
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# pommel horse coffins are the wave of the future
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# IKEA Coffin...nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Oh shit!
Has someone died?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# JJ in are hartz
Sliced up like sushi by insane fan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# My sex life died about a year ago. I still haven't had a funeral.
It wanted a cremation...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)