I'll sort it out tomorrow. Promise. Got to sleep now, though
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:26,
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re: you not twatting head on bogI definitely didn't faint for the first time ever on Monday morning, channeling 12 stone of unconscious dead weight to floor via nose without the intervention of fall-breaking arms.
So I certainly don't look like a grim Detroit PD mugshot at the moment.
(So I certainly don't look like a grim Detroit PD mugshot at the moment.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:34,
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ouch!fainted myself a couple of days ago. fell sideways off my chair in my mum's kitchen. she nearly shat herself! had to lie on the couch for over and hour before i could even lift my head without feeling dizzy. luckily, i didn't injure myself.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:38,
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Never considered fainting before, so didn't realise how it works.You're suddenly unconscious. Meaning:
If you happen to be moving forward at the time, you'll fall forwards with some momentum.
And, being unconscious, you're not going to put your arms out to break your fall.
Just like the 'stepping on a rake' thing, only with rather more force.
Mind you, nothing wakes you up like a sudden broken nose.
Wish it'd been filmed, it would've been hilarious. Eventually.
(If you happen to be moving forward at the time, you'll fall forwards with some momentum.
And, being unconscious, you're not going to put your arms out to break your fall.
Just like the 'stepping on a rake' thing, only with rather more force.
Mind you, nothing wakes you up like a sudden broken nose.
Wish it'd been filmed, it would've been hilarious. Eventually.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:49,
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with meit was headache, dizziness, then my mum screaming and me on the floor. do you know why you fainted?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53,
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That sounds a tad unjust.Like being moaned at for sleeping through your alarm.
"LOOK ! I WAS A-FUCKING-SLEEP! I HAD NO CONSCIOUS INFLUENCE ON THIS TURN OF EVENTS WHATSOEVER, FUCKFLAPS! SO SHOVE IT BACK UP YER ARSE, Y'COCK-SMOKING IMBECILE! ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY."
("LOOK ! I WAS A-FUCKING-SLEEP! I HAD NO CONSCIOUS INFLUENCE ON THIS TURN OF EVENTS WHATSOEVER, FUCKFLAPS! SO SHOVE IT BACK UP YER ARSE, Y'COCK-SMOKING IMBECILE! ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY."
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09,
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it was more panic, reallyshe's a bit overprotective of me.
anyway, i'm shattered, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(anyway, i'm shattered, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15,
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I did faint once while walking forwardsLike the twin towers, I collapsed into my own footprints without the aid of external forces.
No bruises or broken noses.
I really am sorry if this doesn't help.
(No bruises or broken noses.
I really am sorry if this doesn't help.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:16,
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Oh, but it does.I must remember this lesson next time I spontaneously fall unconscious!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:43,
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doesnt look too golden to mebut i love the art work. whats inside? text or pretty pictures?
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Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:14,
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It's what you'd expect from the title.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:18,
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Arf! It's a fine sub-genre of children's literature.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:29,
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Well, if he can't violate Asbolina there I might suggest...
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:32,
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Hahaha! That was my Bible when I were a lad. (I'd rather not say what I was doing with my actual Bible)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:40,
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You should post this in reply to anything the MogTroll saysalso: Top post!
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:12,
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