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Was supposed to be goatse-alike but it came out more like a bulimic style predator!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha
he has Jeremy Beadle-hands as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# That reminds me, must remember to ask the missus how the gynecologist visit went
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# She'll never forgive you for that joke, Michael Ellis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Pfft
She'd need to have to speak to me first
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Or one of us would have to need to have to speak to her.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# larf!
Always though the mouth was a bit pussy like! Perhaps oral sex is a bit like Tribadism?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# what the hell pussy you been staring into?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# mine
oh yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# They are all deathtraps
some have teeth
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# eek!
fangs for that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)