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# isn't it new comp time?


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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# damn
now i need to pee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# i want a bobmint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# HKBWDTNCMIF?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# "Here King Bob was
"damned the ninth... [obscured]... carrots... [obscured]... men in florid... [obscured]"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# You can have a pee at Paul_P's house
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i don't need one now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# A poo then?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Don't be silly, who would want to do a poo at pauls?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# you can even use the indoors toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hot damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# the one by the coal shed?
oh wait, that's the outside one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# You need to go to Paul Poo's house for that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Hmmm. Is there a Paul Wank?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# You're thinking of Frank
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Hmm. I suppose that could be the follow up advert in a few years time.
Teenage Boy: Mummy, I want to do a wank.
Mum: Ok, come on...
Boy: NO, I WANT TO DO A WANK IN FRANKS'S BATHROOM
Voiceover: "Frank's bathroom has a glade plugin. Also it has better porn".
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# it's a long way to go just for a wee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# It's a long way to piss a rare wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hey! How did the experimental prod go?
Is your new sig a hint?
Edit: Just read your response to Woo Can Thunder. Bummers, basically :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# yep
i'm on the emergency list, apparently. they're not expecting him to be back at work for at least a week. if the ask me to go in next friday, they can shit in their collective best hats. i'm not going into hospital the day before my birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Have a pea from the last compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i don't know why, but i get the urge to tickle him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I've lost track of days
it IS thursday today isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# really?
I've been on 12 hr shifts... what day is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Why it's CHRISTMAS DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# WOOO
time for my midwinter spankathon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Bloody well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Now just add 2 glistening hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# this contains all kinds of Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Also....
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# ^ that
I think that would make a fine comp.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# cdc's everywhere!!!
:( I miss contributing pictures, Sorry to the community. Laptop died.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I feel bad. For years I've been shouting at noobs to read the FAQ, however I've just read them and it says "A new challenge is set up every Wednesday evening" which is clearly wrong.
The FAQ is just a pack of filthy lies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# COCK!!
Someone tell that phallus obsessed merkin christian nutter from /links today, he'll need to get angry about it
*edit* this guy: www.b3ta.com/links/Denver_International_Airport_is_full_of_Cocks
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# why is it always a lightly rippled meniscus in your pictures
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)