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# Woo! You strike again!
I went to see some slightly mental cats today. This is a liger:





CFB^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# It looks like that's its entire body
Like its got its little paws in a pouch, and its feet are at the bottom just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# As big as a horse
Jim is an average sized bloke as well, so I should imagine this is how Sabre toothed tigers were sized back when our ancestors were trying to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Weird.
It's a combination of cute and terrifying. On one hand I hate to see them caged. On the other hand, I wouldn't want to meet them outside of that cage.

No wonder humans have ruined the planet. It's a scary place. We had to kill stuff in order to not be munched.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# these things only exist because of humans
and that's not a good thing. Jim had these two donated to his collection because the previous owner "accidentally" bred a lion with a tiger and was probably ostracised by the zoological community. As you can imagine, it does the two species no good whatsoever, but they are wonderful animals in their own right and deserve to be looked after.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Today was mind blowing
I'm still floating
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# same here
but I'm pretty disappointed with my pictures; especially of these two.
I think I was shaking too much with awe (and possibly fear).
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)
# To be honest, I'm pretty blown away just looking at these photos.
They get the message across. As in, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# As in utterly mental
These guys were fucking huge
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# We didn't have time to compose and capture
and it wasn't exactly the best place photographically

But fuck me, until the day I die when he introduced those two through that gate I will gasp.

And as I said at the time, when that woman walked past taking her dog for a walk, it was almost wonderful she didn't have a clue what was ten feet away from her :)

Life's little magic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
#
I had no idea. I think even Terry was pretty awestruck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# We got thoroughly spoilt today
Lunch and all, I sense a lie in for this bundle of bones
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Enjoy,
I've got to up early to w*lk the dog and then to w*rk :(

So I bid you sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I wonder if it did ever happen in the wild.
Wink wink. Nod nod.

Yeah, stupid humans. Just doing shit because they want to.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# sadly, yes.
In the eighties a bunch of scientists grafted a dog's head, shoulders and front legs to the shoulder of another dog, not for any reason other than to see "if it could be done".
I think they survived for a few painful days.

Makes you proud to be human.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Seamsdog
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# arf!
needed more "feather" and "smooth" filtas
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Haha
This was a very serious discussion! Up until now.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# :)
well this is b3ta, and the trick has always been to move ninja-like between serious and silly without travelling through flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hahahaha! that made me lol hard!
you are cruel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# carrying on where Unit 731 left off I suppose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# They'd probably been reading Bulgakov
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# I am rather at a loss to see how it hurts
either species?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# They are awesome beasts look at the size of head
- Oh James please show me how to take some fabulous photos!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Get a fabulous camera.
also Why ask Jimmy? He;s got a captive audience. At least my subjects are live and world famous ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 5:03, archived)
# Woo cat:)
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Click for...bigger? Fantastic.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)