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# When time travel goes wrong, only fuck can save us....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# holdin' out for a hero
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# He looks hero enough for everyone...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# he is rather suave
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# You know full well, when he lands on the beach....
All he'll have to do is straighten his tie, before walking into the bar and ordering his vodka martini
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# mmmmmmm, vodka......
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# Hate the taste....
Just love what it does so quickly.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# i rather like vodka
if you want to get pissed quickly, try aftershock
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# Once did the three colour mix (though there are probably more flavours now)
I think my mouth was a bacteria-free zone afterwards.
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# christmas eve in spain
2 bottles of hooch hula, 2 laerge bacardi and cokes and 17 purple aftershocks. fell in a dry riverbed on the way back to the hotel, puked in the sink in my parent's room, then showered and changed before going down for breakfast. the hangover didn't kick in till dinner time
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# 17 Aftershocks? 17??? Are you composed entirely of liver?
And does Hooch still exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# i was MUCH fatter back then
i could drink like a fish. also, some ugly bloke was paying, as he was trying to get into my oversized knickers. don't worry, i told him from the word go that, no matter if he bought me drinks, he wasn't getting anywhere.
he couldn't, my dad was there.
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# Wait..
It wasn't your dad, was it?
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# my dad's not quite that ugly
and he's far too tightfisted to buy me that many drinks
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# "are you composed entirely of liver?"
I think I might say that to people at random, and see what the result is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# my guess would be a stay in a padded room
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# the walls are so soft
but even they tell me to kill, too.

Hahaha! What silly walls!
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# Why are the voices always to violent?
Why do they never tell people to stay home and bake a nice cake.
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# because they want you locked up
where they can talk to you in peace
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# it's because the violent voices stab them
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# I just drink it with a tip of coke so works as quickly as possible....
problem is... if I have a bottle.. which is what it comes in, I drink the bottle, which means saying bye bye to the next day...!!

As I say, only like it when I want to get supper pissed supper supper fast... just what the doctor ordered sometimes...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# yep
that's why i stick to wine these days, except for party times
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# Thinking about it.....
Not RISKED doing a bottle simce I was in hospital....
it's nearly 6 months since I'v been that pissed...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# 6 MONTHS??
it's only been 4 DAYS since i was so pissed that my mate managed to wrap her legs around my face and take a photo!
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# Well you were alowed.. it was your birthday....!!
I'v been nearly that far... but to go out a delliberately buy a bottle of vodka, knowing that I shouldn't because of what happened ect just didn't realise i hadn't done it for that long untill I just worked it out.... I still need to cut down again..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# join the club
*looks guiltily at wine bottle*
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# Guilt leads to the dark side.....
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# oh, i do hope so
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# :-)
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