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# DTH! Pandas will eat meat, usually carrion
as they can't be arsed killing anything themselves. That's a fact, fact fans.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# FINE!
Ruin my lovely picture then!

*cries*


(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm just saying, they're not cuddly, they're just lazy feckless workshy tramps.
They are the Jim Royle of the animal kingdom, basically.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# oh yeah!
reduce me to tears and then say you were just saying . . .

*cries some more*


(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Part of the pandas' problem is that they evolved to be omnivores
but they're too lazy to eat anything but sticks
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Wrong panda.
This one only eats bamboo shoots, lightly steamed with bechamel sauce.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# They quite like eating at McDonald's
which is why they're sluggish, low on sex drive and have those big dark circles round their eyes.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)