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# I miss Banzai :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# ^THIS
I think it's still on sometimes, but at like 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Not as good as Ninja Warrior
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I can't get into that. I rather much prefer Takeshi's Castle, to be brutally honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I used to love Takeshis
then I found out that there's actually loads of winners and they just don't bother saying it on the UK version...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# I remember saying I wanted to be on it
but then I realized it had all been recorded in, like, 1986.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# There was an awful lot of randomness in it though, which was a bit poo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# It's actually random.
When the edited episodes ran short they just cut in bits from other episodes. That's why you sometimes see people going out, then reappearing a few minutes later..
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Yeah, I think the British edit was really more about the Craig Charles voiceover
and seeing people fall in the water and suchlike, rather than being a coherent gameshow

Edit: Btw I meant that some of the games were literally random, for example where they had to choose which hole to go down.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# ^This. It's like it's edited with a garden strimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:30, archived)
# That's why I like ninja warrior better.
Climbing 20 feet along a ledge on your fingertips = bloody hard
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Aye, it's a lot more physically demanding than Takeshi's Castle. It reminds me quite a bit of Gladiators, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
# NW makes Gladiators look like a bunch of oily boys
prancing about with oversize cotton buds...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Thinking back, it definitely does.
Haven't seen either in quite some time, shall have to get right on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 1:29, archived)
# I worry that the joke
is too subtle.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# KY and a cucumber.
I get it. It's a task set by doms. They get their subs to go and buy lube, condoms and a cucumber from the supermarket, and nothing else.
The self-checkout is, of course, cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I'd like everyone to note the shadow effects on the box and the table.
Actually took me quite a while to bugger those up...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Post that in a new thread at the top of /board. Then everyone will see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# At least it's not some scrawl I did about how I like to shag my lego or something...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Hey, I doodle and post crude images of rainbow dinosaurs. I'm not one to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Ah, but I've never had a front page.
I bow to your greatness.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I just made a post so long no one could ignore it thus netting lots of attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
long bursting with hummus
The chain of woos was longer
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Woo!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:51, archived)
# I'll stick with RIS images for a while,
See where that gets me...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# That Dom Joly, he's such a rascal
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# HELLO? I'M IN THE SUPERMARKET...
NO IT'S SHIT! JUST BUYING A CUCUMBER TO BUGGER MYSELF WITH LATER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I actually lol'd at that one
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:49, archived)
# This is why I use tesco.com
SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# I think I got your order by accident...
Was it you that ordered a pack of KY, a box of tissues and a Hannah Montana DVD?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# NO! how dare you!
It was Jades' workout video!

I may be a sexual pervert, but I'm not a nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# I heard she's lost a bit of weight recently.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# She looks better for it too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Dying on Mother's Day was a stroke of marketing genius
You've got to hand it to Max Clifford. He knows how to get his clients some publicity...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)