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# Ghostse
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# The spooky sphincter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# The Spectral Rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# The Creepy Cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# The astral anus
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# phantom fat bum
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# The shuddersome shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I was going to suggest the Galactic Gastric Passage, but that's both biologically inaccurate and doesn't reference the ethereal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# I guess it's gone from ethereal adjectives to creepy/repulsive ones.
Like Beastly Bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Also, spelled badly.
How about the scary scat pipe?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Or the Shocking Shitcave?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Sepulchral sphincter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Terrifying Tailpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# La derriere diabolique
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
# the ashen asshole
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Beastly bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Kooky Keister.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Spooky poo quay
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# The bedevilled bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I missed a c. If we're being picky "Also, spelled badly." has no subject and is therefore grammatically lacking in the sentence department.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Informal speech doesn't have to be grammatically correct
so nur.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# This isn't speech. This is text.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:38, archived)
# It's still informal. The same rules apply.
Trust me. I'm a Professor of Linguistics at the University of Glasgow.

Just kidding. No-one in Glasgow know any f*cking thing about speaking properly...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)
# linguistics, glasgow?
of all the universities to make up being a linguistcs professor at, you chose glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Just the first university that came to mind.
I find making up random facts to be quite refreshing.

Did you know that Shakespeare invented the word Elbow?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:50, archived)
# i was just on the wind up, as you might well've been a uni prof.
you wouldn't be the only one on b3ta
however, i was doubtful because you said professor
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Nigel J Leask?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah, didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Ah, but I had you going for a while
and that's making me giggle.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:50, archived)
#
www.gla.ac.uk/stafflist/?action=list&id=10200000
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Have you googled Megan Coyer?
Yummy...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Is this you, then?
www.gla.ac.uk/schools/critical/staff/jeremysmith/
Edit: Bugger, I'm too slow and methodical in my research, so not first to publish!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
# That's english fucking philosophy.
ed: Oh no, you may be closer than I was. I had linguistics down as in the School of Critical Study, which only has the one Professor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
# No, you're right about the school
but you chose the head, not the sole professor
www.gla.ac.uk/schools/critical/staff/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:57, archived)
# WHY IS YOUR LIST SO DAMN LONG?
www.gla.ac.uk/stafflist/?action=list&id=10200000
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Don't be jealous, Mu
Length isn't everything
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Wait, why does that list him critical studies when my list of staff in the school of critical studies shows only three professors, two of which aren't based at Glasgow? Fusakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:57, archived)
# No. I was lying about being a Professor to trick Mu
You are merely collateral damage, I'm afraid...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 0:56, archived)
# No no. This is now a matter of principle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Fair enough.
Would it help if I went back and edited the post to say Lancaster University?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
# NIght night all.
Must get to sleep. Early lecture tomorrow and all that...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Yes, I'd believe that
www.ling.lancs.ac.uk/profiles/J-Charles-Alderson/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 1:14, archived)