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[challenge entry] Story of my life. I'm a pro at this.


From the Spoons challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Top beard!
Apparently, in the most recent release, the man is sans beard
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Sign of the times.
Most women I've seen naked in the last 10 years are the same.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Can't be dealing with the upkeep of that
Rather be nicely coiffed instead
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# See what you've done.
You made me go and look at your profile pic.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# No bearded clams to be found there
just a good old cuppa tea
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# How many sugars?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# In that picture, probably two. I was a bit hungover
normally I'm sweet enough already *flutters eyelashes*
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# you mean most women you've seen naked over 10 years ago had beards?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Yes.
Wizards beards.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Since the strike action of the late 70s and 80s
Followed by the recession in the early 90s, Britain just didnt have the manufacturing facilities to produce massive chested women with big hairy cloppers,
and took to importing cheaper, smaller breasted, shaven women from abroad. Then after the great Silicone bubble of the late 90 to the present day,
we are left with massive fake titted women also shaved. Sadly I fear we shall never go back to the 'carry on' style women from the 70's....
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I heard
That Hattie Jacques had a Hollywood wax every month.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Pfft
No way, she had a mary like a welly top surrounded by a luxurious mop of brown wire wool. Google her naked, I dare you...

*edit* All a lie.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# oh for the days of the pubic perm
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Aye
Fannies used to scare me.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)