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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Ooh!
Right through the cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# That guy was so unrealistic.
I reckon they made that character up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# No way.

Why would they make someone up in a documentary like James Bond?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Mythbusters sorted all of this out....
There's no way anyone can grow over 6'2" FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Except my sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ^ This
I haven't walked right since I met you.....

Fancy hitting me in the face like that! you should never turn round quickly in a crowded pub whilst wearing a kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that counts as in-pub entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Well, the lack of assmeat made me realise it was only partly true.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Indeed, as everyone knows that the life of a secret agent consists of 87% assmeat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# He wasn't made up he first worked with Stephen Spielberg
As a Shark.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I thought the fin was particularly lifelike
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Haha
but how does he eat?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Terrible!!
Oh hang on, that was a joke about a dog without a nose...erm..
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)