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# They are the scariest looking things on the entire planet.....
And they ocupy exactly the same living space as myself, and insist on running at me, and when you try to kill them, they either stand ther holding their ground waving their front legs at you, or run some where you can't find them, and run out at you again later.....
If they are alive they are capable of thaking you to hell, where they will paralize you and lay their babies inside your head and crawl all over you while you are trapped and unable to move cacooned in one of their webs.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# ^^this
I want to like spiders, I really do. But I don't. In my house they are the size of dinner plates and use transporters to move around.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# So pick them up and chuck em out a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)
# That is what they do to me!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I'd love to be able to like spiders....
They are pretty amazing.....
But just sooooo scary......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
#
Nothing to be scared of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# This is the sort I'm terrified off...
www.google.co.uk/search?q=house+spider&btnG=Search&hl=en&safe=off&um=1&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=633&sei=FFHRTubpAtKYhQeFiIC0Cg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# House spiders like that are all harmless. They don't even bite when you pick them up.
They can move at a fair lick if they want to though, but (and this is the important part) THEY CAN'T FUCKING HURT YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
These on the other hand... These you're allowed to be scared of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Oooh those fuckers are just wrong...
allowed required
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# You shouldn't be, because
they actually keep out the UK's only possibly deadly spider (the false widow).
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# That one I am not scared off...
It's not about what they can actually do, it is a phobia based entirely on what they look like....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah, I know how it works.
I get it a bit too to be honest, big ones can make me jump. Then I feel extremely foolish and get interested in them instead. There's a house spider that's lived under my shower for years, it's got an enormous web, I call it Shelob.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah, there is a giant one at the bottom of my out side steps that lives in a hole in the roof...
I give it a wide bearth, but it can stay there in peace as far as I am concerned, it's not in my flat, and if I don't fuck with it, it will stay out side quite happy
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Oh they make me jump if I see one scuttle around without knowing what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# The one whose bite they described as "painful" and hasn't killed anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Seems like there's some genetic divergence going on
like the ones on the other side of the Atlantic are dangerous and the ones in Europe aren't.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah, spiders don't do any of that.
Except a few that DO lay eggs under your skin, but not in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# The point being.....
That's what you think they are capable of doing and want to do,IF you are aracnophobic...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Sister needs to grow a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)