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# I agree, but must share...
I got done for riding on a pedestrianised area when I was 16. It was 6am on a Saturday and I was going to work. Just me and the copper who saw me!

In court I was fined £30. Just before me was a guy who threw a brick through a restaurant window when pissed. He got fined £25.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# oh and I recently got asked to leave a shopping centre for WHEELING my bike through it!
yet fat cunts on their motorised scooters can run people over at will in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# get a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I have a SBAS!
I'm no hippy commie bastard!

edit: turns out SBAS is not a common acronym at all - short back and sides - i.e. a normal man's haircut!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# ok, well, maybe you just look like a bad guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# admittedly, the swastika tattoo on my face was a mistake
BUT I SHOULDN'T BE JUDGED ON MY APPEARANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You'll never get to be a social worker with that tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Satellite-based augmentation system?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# it allows me to cycle blindfold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# shitty barnett and swastika
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# +Y
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I will next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# read the other day
guys purposely runs another guy down in the car. loses licence for 2 years, 6 month prison.
similar thing elsewhere, guy gets 10 years prison
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# have actually been told by a police officer
that it's relatively common for this kind of 'accident' to take place, as the perp knows they won't get done for (attempted) murder, just dangerous driving or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yeah, i get that
which in itself appears pretty ludicrous. it's the discrepancies in sentencing that truely baffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# It's how I do all my killings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# "WHOOPS! NOT AGAIN!"
*COMEDY TROMBONES*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Disclaimer: I've never owned a car. I just fuck them all to bits with my sex cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# So what you are saying is that the bad behaviour of others justifies you behaving badly?
Tsk tsk. I'm sooo disappointed in you Griffy.

*turns back on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# who are you, my social worker?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Yes
Don't forget your appointment to see your kids.

3:00 - 3:06. Bring a policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# have I earned enough credits to have the harness removed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# 3:00 - 3:05
Keep asking questions, Sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I understand how that might have pissed you off

But come on, you're seriously not comparing throwing bricks through windows and riding your filthy bike through a desolate area, are you? You're lucky they disbanded those nazi camps in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I know, but this was 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)