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# Grarrrgh! FUUUCCCKING HELLLLLLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Clipped by a cyclist again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I agree, but must share...
I got done for riding on a pedestrianised area when I was 16. It was 6am on a Saturday and I was going to work. Just me and the copper who saw me!

In court I was fined £30. Just before me was a guy who threw a brick through a restaurant window when pissed. He got fined £25.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# oh and I recently got asked to leave a shopping centre for WHEELING my bike through it!
yet fat cunts on their motorised scooters can run people over at will in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# get a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I have a SBAS!
I'm no hippy commie bastard!

edit: turns out SBAS is not a common acronym at all - short back and sides - i.e. a normal man's haircut!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# ok, well, maybe you just look like a bad guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# admittedly, the swastika tattoo on my face was a mistake
BUT I SHOULDN'T BE JUDGED ON MY APPEARANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You'll never get to be a social worker with that tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Satellite-based augmentation system?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# it allows me to cycle blindfold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# shitty barnett and swastika
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# +Y
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I will next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# read the other day
guys purposely runs another guy down in the car. loses licence for 2 years, 6 month prison.
similar thing elsewhere, guy gets 10 years prison
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# have actually been told by a police officer
that it's relatively common for this kind of 'accident' to take place, as the perp knows they won't get done for (attempted) murder, just dangerous driving or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yeah, i get that
which in itself appears pretty ludicrous. it's the discrepancies in sentencing that truely baffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# It's how I do all my killings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# "WHOOPS! NOT AGAIN!"
*COMEDY TROMBONES*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Disclaimer: I've never owned a car. I just fuck them all to bits with my sex cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# So what you are saying is that the bad behaviour of others justifies you behaving badly?
Tsk tsk. I'm sooo disappointed in you Griffy.

*turns back on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# who are you, my social worker?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Yes
Don't forget your appointment to see your kids.

3:00 - 3:06. Bring a policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# have I earned enough credits to have the harness removed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# 3:00 - 3:05
Keep asking questions, Sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I understand how that might have pissed you off

But come on, you're seriously not comparing throwing bricks through windows and riding your filthy bike through a desolate area, are you? You're lucky they disbanded those nazi camps in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I know, but this was 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# share the road
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# many cyclists are dicks
but frankly the same applies to pedestrians who see nothing wrong with walking into the road without looking and opening car and taxi doors into them. and don't get me started on white van man, minicabs or taxis.
(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Pedestrians have right of way everywhere except the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# of course, how silly of me
(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Try reading the Highway Code - it's most instructive.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# haha I recently did
to check that my understanding of lane discipline when approaching a roundabout was correct. It was. It's the other cunts who think I'm cutting them up who are wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# i thought you were joking
but you seem to seriously be suggesting that a driver or cyclist should give way to any pedestrian who chooses to step into the road at any point. That seems a bit bizarre, frankly.
(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# You seem to be suggesting they have the right to run them over
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# sorry
that's not what I meant. Many many times, pedestrians have stepped off the curb directly in front of me (less than a metre) while I have been cycling. It's very scary and has resulted in injury to me on several occasions and once almost getting run over by a lorry while attempting to avoid them. I suppose that I struggle a little with the concept that I was in the wrong all those times.
(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Don't ride so close to the curb
Next
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# what, like in a cycle lane?
(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# My reply possibly wasn't 100% serious (comedy website lols)
But, may I suggest riding appropriate to the conditions and application of say, a warning bell? No potential dangers=ride fast, potential dangers (pedestrians around)=slower.

I ride a bike and it's really easy. Never had the sorts of problems you're talking about*.

*famous last words
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# FACT!
it's been shown that the closer a cyclist rides to the kerb, the less room cars gives them.

btw, curb = restrain ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
= lulu105.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/56.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, because motorists love it when you do that.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Yes, see - as a road user, you're expected to be behave in a manner that enables you to deal with unforeseen situations.
Sorry if that's too much responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# you must try at all costs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# at a junction or break in the road the pedestrian has right of way
fact
though in practice, there's the thing of being morally right, but mortally wounded
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# and many car drivers are dicks too
Some people like the Amsterdam System, where the grumpiest and shoutiest cyclist has the right of way.

except when you're a tourist, in which case you never have the right of way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# on my one visit to Amsterdam (yes for those reasons)
I decided the best way to find my way back to the hotel was to navigate via 'the' canal.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Proper lols
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)
# it was a confusing and hazy weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# And you can't move on the pavements for all the parked f*cking bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I had a shitcunt cyclist give me an earful the other day for stepping out into the road without looking
Silly me, not looking the WRONG WAY DOWN A FUCKING ONE-WAY STREET
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I've had the that
best one rencently was the cyclist who hit me, going through a red light, WHILE TEXTING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Tell me you cunted the fuck out of him twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Even more dangerous with these iPhones etc
that require you to use BOTH hands to operate the damn thing. I see this regularly though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I've had that on Parkway going to work
though it was me who subsequently put the fear of god into the cyclist
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Why is it never raining in you images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# what's the issue in the 4th image on the top row?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Fucking Harry Potter Cloak-wearing cyclists
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# FUCKING CAR DRIVERS THINK THEY OWN THE BLOODY ROADS!!
/other side of the argument
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# we fucking do!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Fucking Bastards.
I carry a tyre iron some days explicitly for 'returning the favour'.
Stay on the fucking road, fuckers.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# YES YES YES
Is there a website where can out these feckers and pour scorn and hate upon them. Errrr sorry but work in London where it's just bloody stupid now especially going through reds in-between buses, vans etc so no idea if someone is crossing. I've had countless clippings and near full on misses.

Trouble is with the Boris Bikes bloody tourists have joined in and think it's fine to cycle any where and actually seem to think riding on the pavement pushing pedestrians out of the way is the thing to do!! Something needs to be done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
#
I do enjoy watching a cyclist being fined for jumping the lights on my walk to work.
(UTB, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *headdesk*
Cyclists are cunts
Pedestrians are cunts
Motorists are cunts
Train drivers are cunts

Pilots are smug cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I bet you're one of those fucking canoeists...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Ride hard...ride strong...ride free.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ride according to the rules of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)