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# I'm trying to come up with some related clever pun based upon the words waist and waste
but my brain is too broken at the moment :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# terrible puns and broken brains aren't mutually exclusive.
sounds like fallacy of excluded middle to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# /applause
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# A tors' is a torso course, o'course,
And to have one and then none is worse o'course
Unless o'course the torsion force also rips off your heeeead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
reduced lips to lips ratio results in increased breath clunge identification error , apparently
(Zoidaroid, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# why is a waist called a waste?
... cos you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

(only really works if you say it out loud)
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I just said that out loud in the office
and now all the women are looking at me funny
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# probably not
one for the ladies, that one
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# FALL FASHIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)