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# topless model
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
I was trying to work out what you'd done to her face as well, but you haven't done anything. Have you?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# shes a bit of a horse face
not bad for a trannie tho
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I'm trying to come up with some related clever pun based upon the words waist and waste
but my brain is too broken at the moment :/
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# terrible puns and broken brains aren't mutually exclusive.
sounds like fallacy of excluded middle to me.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# /applause
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# A tors' is a torso course, o'course,
And to have one and then none is worse o'course
Unless o'course the torsion force also rips off your heeeead.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
reduced lips to lips ratio results in increased breath clunge identification error , apparently
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# why is a waist called a waste?
... cos you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

(only really works if you say it out loud)
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I just said that out loud in the office
and now all the women are looking at me funny
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# probably not
one for the ladies, that one
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:34, archived)
# FALL FASHIONS
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# sex on legs ?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Oooh - compact, travel-size womans!
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# If she put her arms down
she could scuttle along like a spider. A sexy spider.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Oh my!
Nicely
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# would
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN MY FALL FASHIONS JOKE? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POST IT?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)