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'Do you expect me to talk?' 'No Mr Bond, I expect you to vote for the new QOTW!'

Help us choose the new Question of the Week

Weird Rituals: David Cameron holds in his piss to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

Room 101: We had a BBC2 light comedy flashback, and decided to ask what one thing you'd banish from the world and why. The words '[Name of
thing] Nuff Said' is the answer of a twat.

Loser: When have you snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, been shafted by The Man or missed out on a lift in the Honda Accord Of
Justice? (Don't vote for this one. It's for losers)

Shopping: 'S H O P P I N G we're shopping', sung the Pet Shop Boys, in a song that was probably about going shopping in shops. Tell us stories
about shops.

And here is a picture of David Cameron holding in not only his own piss, but the piss of several other people:

VOTE NOW CLOSED

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

Look really, this is about hamish mcbride and why he was hamish macbeth at the end of 28 weeks later with blood all on his mouth

Terrible, terrible cross-promotion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

I saw a really bad cross promotion in the supermarket the other day.

If you bought some Vagisil, you got a bag of pork scratchings free.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

You're just being silly

that didn't even happen, stop being silly.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)

But, I know what you mean.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

Are we witnessing the

start of some sort of breakdown here?

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

I have one question

Please just answer me

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

I mean that bit where he does a little moonwalk and says HAMISH MACBETH, ON YOUR BEST TEE VEE CHANNEL SOON

and then it cuts to infected people in front of the eiffel tower and there's no new season, what was that about?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)

It really broke the moment

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

there's not going to be a new series of hamish macbeth

now go out there into the world, live your life forget about hamesh macbeth and be the best damn gronkpan you can be

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)

I already know this

I just want to know why he lied to me at the end of 28 weeks later with blood all over his face

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

Can you please email him

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

ye wee shites

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

No I want a better answer

Please email him again or on the twitter

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

I once saw a midge-... a dwar-...a little person in Sainsburys.

True story.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

was she looking at the barbie dolls?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

It was a he.

And it wasn't a child. He was an individual of limited height.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

Was he working as paedo bait?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

I don't think so. I think he was wearing a flat cap.

I was about 7 and made a big fuss and got shushed off mum :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)

I think they were looking at everyone's knees.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

is this a joke?

a midge, a dwar and a little person walk into sainsburys

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

Which one is from Ireland, as that lot always do or say stupid things, the consequences of which provide the humorous content for the joke

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

swap dwar for leprechaun

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)

Shopping?

That's a bit of a girlie subject isn't it?

*votes for shopping*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

Men still shop, but it goes something like this:

1/ Man goes into shop where he KNOWS he will get what he wants.
2/ Man finds what he wants.
3/ Man buys what he wants.
4/ Man goes home/pub.

u jelly?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

The same applies to me

apart from the pub bit. Mine is usually a cafe for a nice cup of tea and a sit down.

I am not jelly and don't believe I ever was.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

From what I can tell

Women go shopping for the experience. It's all about the anticipation of finding the right thing that will fit or match or shock or thrill or not cost too much or cost too much or.... It's a bit like men looking for a jump.

Women occasional look for a jump, but it goes something like this:
1/ Woman goes into Club where she KNOWS she will get what she wants
2/ Women sees what she wants
3/ Woman gets what she wants
4/ Woman goes home/shopping.

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)

I bought new shoes!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)

Tell me about your new shoes, human

Are they sparkly?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)