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# You have 60 seconds.
Fucking computer slowed down...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# What a silly sausage he is
He's a B3tard so he should know that for giant luminous cock pics, this is the place to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# We're all shopkeeps in a giant cock emporium
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ^
and I think it's safe to say that we are all champions of the doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Will this do?

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# *is* he a b3tard?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Hmm
I think he may be a "was" because I can't find his username.

I know he's definitely posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I'm impressed
If you track down his username I'll start gazzing him a curious mixture of abuse, praise, pitches for a bunch of popular science stuff I'm writing, and abusive pictures of unimaginable horror (and Freebase). Then he'll take out an injunction to ensure I always stay at least two miles from him and never contact him. I'd expect nothing less.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Following a convo about stranglewanks earlier
now seems a good a time as any for the new-improved Cheggers erotic asphyxiation cdc:
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)
# long and thin
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Hi again Gruffi
I think I've officially adopted the electrosaurus hidden in your image the other week

Can't quite shake him off...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# he's the cause of many a server room failure I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# That's how I wanna go too!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:16, archived)
# More fun than pills!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)