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# he looks thoughtful
him
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# he is thinking up poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# there was a young man called kim jong
who had a big wart on ....etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ...his dong.
When he whips out his dick,
He feels very sick,
Because of the almighty pong.

THANK YOU! *takes lap around the room*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# well done :D
my version went

...on his dong
he called Jeremy Beadle
who turned up with a needle
and pricked it..oh phew what a pong
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# They say Jeremy Beadle had a very small cock...
...but on the other hand, it's quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# his right testicle looked like a mouldy broad bean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# and his left......?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# a mouldy sprout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# there was a young man called Kim Jong
who wore a cheap leopardprint thong
it kept his junk trim
til the elastic gave in
now his balls and his cock feel all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# There once was a man called Jong Il
Who was a fan of a well turned heel
so from his garage
he turned to massage
so with zeal he could have a quick feel
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# there was a young man called Jong Kim
who had an addiction to Vim
he'd mix it with Cillit
then finally chill it
and share it with tramps on a whim
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)