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[challenge entry] 'tis the season for fun with orange peel...

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# in sainsburys today I was asked "do you know where the dog stockings are?"
this left me briefly confused

they also seemed offended when I suggest they ask a member of staff

useless xmas shoppingtwat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Ugh, I know all about dog stockings.
My auntie sees her Jack Russel as a son, or something. Fucker gets more presents than me.*


*may be exaggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# at first I thought he meant some kind of surgical support for a dog
didn't seem to be all there to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# To be fair, anyone who buys presents for a dog is a bit nutty to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah....
*didnt buy his dogs squeaky christmas themed toys......*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# But I bet you don't do that every. Single. Year. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha... yeah...
THAT would just be daft... ha ha...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# i agree
but buying for cats is absolutely fine
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Cats are of a higher state of consciousness. They KNOW when you've left them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Me too
My dog is getting pickled tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Fucking filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# If you're not dressed like a chav
everyone thinks you work there
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# he loves the smashing orangey bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Best. Fillings. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *old man rivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# True story: I had a dream last night and I saw your name in it. 0__0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)