you forgot to mention that what you want is never in stock eitherand the delivery drivers are half witted wank socks
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:10,
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And if a city gets a second store built, they divert all the stock there.I could have set fire to the Homebush store for selling out of packing boxes just as we were moving. All the new stock went to Tempe and there was a four week delay on new boxes.
/rage blog
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13,
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One time I got to the warehouse and I only wanted one thing which was then out of stock.I took the one on display that had already been built, gave them my money and walked out glaring at them. To their credit they were all quite understanding.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:13,
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I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I REALLY DON'T LIKE IKEA YOU GUYS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:15,
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Nearly 50% of the current population of Europe was concieved in an Ikea bed.Almost 40% of them managed to do it in the showroom.
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Sat 24 Dec 2011, 8:17,
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