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[challenge entry] .
West of a red bridge
You stand on the bank of a river. A military helicopter hovers above the surface, churning the waters with the wind from its blades. The door slides back and a rope ladder is lowered into the foamy water, as the helicopter hovers steadily. A man emerges from the foam and grabs for the ladder, desperately hauling himself up, one rung at a time.

Suddenly, you notice a shark's fin cutting easily through the rough water, and before you can think it raises its nose and leaps out of the water, jaws gaping as it arches out of the water and towards the man.

There is a glass cock and a copy of photoshop here.


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(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# absolutely brilliant
stonkingly so, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# fun...
but it'd have been better if you'd have made a pic of a dos window
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Nah
just having the blinking cursor's good enough
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# DOS Window?
We'll have none of your 16-bit nonsense here, 8 bits are enough ;)
(Dr Wadd, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# 
moon
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(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)
# THAT
is very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I could make a b3ta text ad
> i
You are carrying :
A glass cock
A copy of PhotoShop
A left fucksock
A right fucksock
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Fucksocks come in pairs?
Or are you some fortunate mutant in that department?
(_, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# wear fucksocks
you cannot wear something you are not carrying.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# >use glass cock with PhotoShop
>Unknown item 'PhotoShop'
>use glass cock with copy of PhotoShop
>You mash many pictures together and come out with an animation: "All your b3tas are belong to us"
>You are a tard
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# pick up Photoshop
pick up glass cock

A warg attacks you.
You are dead
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)
# that is beautiful
lovely cursor
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
#


Just to see what it looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)
# vary pretty
i like it very much
(3mo Kid, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Wow.
I'd seen Skaslut's piccy below and was about to suggest what you did.

B3tan to is as usual...
Very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)