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# are you a bastard
because you can draw the fox version of Mr Benn?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Mr Benn? Doesn't look a bit like Mr Benn!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Yes, but next week, he'll be dressed as an elephant hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Ah, I shall have to tune in and you can prove me wrong! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# and as if by magic...
...the shopkeeper told Mr Benn to fucking buy the fucking suit or fuck off out of the fucking shop and stop fucking wasting his fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# That's a good point, he never buys suits, he just wears them on adventures and brings them back unwashed.
Mr. Benn's such a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# It's a Fancy Dress shop so he hires costumes it's not a Tailors although the shopkeeper does look like a Tailor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# It's the fez that is the give away ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I think mostly that he always has a tape measure around his neck
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# He;s OCD and has need to know the dimensions of everything he sees...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Not to mention steeling something in every episode too...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# yes, usually his nerves
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hey, he'd have to. Some of the shit he's seen. Makes my mate here look relatively stable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Oh, man - the 7 or 8 yard stare of someone who's seen something slightly unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# He's thinking about the time he choked out that one bloke with the nice watch.


And how he'll probably do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha - he looks a bit like a ninja turtle
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# The best bit about that face is
I haven't shopped it at all, apart from the eyes.

Looks a bit like Old Gregg here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Basically, he's just a thieving git
and even more of a bastard than Bourbon Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Bourbon Fox is such a bastard! even old people shout it at him in the street!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# That can't be correct Bourbon Fox was called a bastard by some old cunt are you calling that old cunt a liar!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I'm calling him a possible nonce. He proceeded to the uni gym. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Well unless the Uni Gym is full of schoolchildren then he's more of a dirty old man than a nonce
and he knows a bastard when he sees one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# He's a dirty old man then. XD
And hey, like George Clooney's character in From Dusk Till Dawn; "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard." :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# you should totally have that as your sig
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# everyone should!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Haha! I pretty much HAVE to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Of course and you also have to seek out an old man who looks a bit pervvy and shout it at him in the street!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I'm just gonna shout it at everyone now... in case they plan to call me a bastard. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# A pre-emptive strike good call because it's clear you will get called it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I agree Anthony Wedgwood Benn looks far older IRL
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)