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# This thread is only for people that can speak Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Come on guys, I know at least a few of you speak fluent Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# i'm still learning
i now know sweets are lollies and a slide is a slippery dip
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# At this stage you should probably be working on your pronunciation
One day it will just leap out of you and you will suddenly understand the language.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# no need, most of north sydney's from somewhere other than australia anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# IMMIGRANTS!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Hearing the word "unaustralian" makes me want to punch people in the cunt.
It usually means "anything I don't agree with and I can trace my Australian ancestors back at least 50 years."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Then stop saying it
Australia day used to be about having a barbecue with your mates. It still is, but a lot of people seem to be reading a lot of shit into it that doesn't exist without them doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Eh? No, I mean in general, especially anything Abbott's trying to sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry, I've had this discussion too much lately
Facebook was fucking bizarre this year. I don't want to take anything away from the terrible things white Australia has done to Aborigines because we still haven't come far enough.

Most of my boong friends love a good barbecue and I wish everyone would just chill the fuck out about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# No, really, I just meant
when someone doesn't like something, so they just declare it 'unaustralian', like the US used to in the 1950s. Nothing more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# it's the same as unamerican
doing something that a partcular person doesn't like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I really wish it could mean something strong but it gets thrown around by rednecks and talkback radio hosts so much that it's turned into a dog whistle for racists
It is a very sad state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Aye.
Sad business.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I'm first generation and so are most of my friends
ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND LEARN THIS OR WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# rack orf you flamin galaah
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# here, practice this
Murphy Pipsnoggin is a bit crook in the gut
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# strewth mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHO SADIE IS MATE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# DIDN'T SHE SING SMOOTH OPERATOR MATE
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Nah ya dumcun ya sissy bitch sadie
YA FUCKIN KNOWER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Thongs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# ah, yeah, of course!
and jaffles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I can do handstands!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# STREWTH AILSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I've seen both flaming galahs and drongoes.
I felt ridiculously pleased when I got the pair.

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/galah.html

sadly no drongo photos worth posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Did you have to ignite the Galah yourself, or do they naturally spontaneously combust?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Well, they spend a lot of time sniffing solvents, so they are quite flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Those fuckers used to rabble up the driveway when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# They're awesome.
We get twenty or thirty outside the house in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I used to have to run at them swinging my backpack just to clear a path to get to the bus stop
Those fuckers get bold when they have the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I can just imagine some little kid being knifed by a flock of galahs.
"Giz ya fakkin sandwiches, ya lil cunt."
"Maaaaaam!"
*shivs*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock was like David Attenborough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)