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# I haven't got ANY snow here in Preston...
but the traffic lights are frozen solid.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# YES BUT WHAT ABOUT RDLI HAKKIS??
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTS
I wonder who'll advertise KFC now?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Lol RDLI
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# But is he even dead?
If he is, I'll feel like a massive cunt.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# YOU THINK I'D JOKE ABOUT RDLI HAKKIS?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I'm sure you wouldn't!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
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(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# What has Rolic Hakkis ever done to hurt you!? Point where he touched you.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# As a child I always thought that I could draw...
Untill he came on TV every Saturday might and mocked my abilities
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# My skills have improved ten-fold since his butchering of my work.


NOW WHO'S LAUGHING, ROLIC?!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# RDLI....! the C is a shadow from the fence..!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# That's just what Rolic wants you to think
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# He was always cunning....
So say he's not even dead at all.... but living on a secret island somewhere..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# With Elvis Presley and Tupac.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Now that would be some musical collaboration!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# With Jim, Janis, Jimi and Bruce Lee
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# RDLI is his pseudonym so he can get away with dodgy money laundering.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# It's for the best sweetheart Rolic was the benchmark for childrenwho had no artistic talents.
Rolic himself was Artistically Challenged and his mental scrawling and daubs were politely accepted because of his Australianisms so they gave him his own TV show so that children who could draw would feel proud of themselves that they could draw better than Rolic and those that couldn't draw better than Rolic would know they would be better in a career in Politics or Banking.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# My own parents destoyed my dreams after seeing an RDLI show
By telling me that my pictures weren't even good enough to send to the vision on gallery, and maybe I should practice a bit more first..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# You should have sent them to Vision On any old tat got up up there.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I really was really bad!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# etch-a-sketch art
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# It's realistic snow indentation I tell you, realistic! ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I'v got about 2 inches.....
It's been snowing a bit too...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Been nothing but rain and icicles here so far. A bit shit, to be honest.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I was watching the Man City match here.
Everyone's laughing at the fact that during an internationally televised event they sent ONE GUY out with a Walmart snow shovel to clear the snow off the lines.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# They've booked him for Heathrow next...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# To replace the 4 year old with a bucket and spade they've got out there?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I loved the BBC news story...
Apparently, they have cancelled 25% of tomorows flights, so as not to disapoint people and avoid disruption tomorow!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# That's like sticking a hand grenade down your pants, running out into the street and pulling the pin
in an attempt to end war.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Where cutting down on the nuber of people attending causulty departments accross all hospitals...
By clossing the causulty departments ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha! That's us Mancunians for you :D if it's possible, we'll have a go at it.
I'm sure that man will enter internet STARDOM... for about a week, anyway.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# We don't have Walmart here. We call it ASDA.
Silly Americans :)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)