In our local I was almost set upon by a 'the footballs' fanbecause apparently I reminded him of a french goalkeeper, which of course meant that i 'deserved to have my fucking back broken'.
Sadly thats a true story.
I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
(Sadly thats a true story.
I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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The best way to avoid thisis to pretend to like "the footballs".
Some good stock phrases include:
"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "
(Some good stock phrases include:
"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Sunday league's better viewing, you get to freeze your bollocks off while hearing phrases like"Man on your back!"
"Man coming up your arse!"
"Good head!"
"He's not hungry for it"
"Take his legs out!"
"Ooh, I've dropped the soap!"
("Man coming up your arse!"
"Good head!"
"He's not hungry for it"
"Take his legs out!"
"Ooh, I've dropped the soap!"
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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"Well in!""Out the window!"
"Man up!"
"John's on!"
"Watch that big cunt!"
"Fucking typical Germans!"
"I say, I appear to have relocated myself to a position where your passing me the ball may result in a fortuitous outcome"
("Man up!"
"John's on!"
"Watch that big cunt!"
"Fucking typical Germans!"
"I say, I appear to have relocated myself to a position where your passing me the ball may result in a fortuitous outcome"
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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