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# There we go...

WOO! thanks for the FP! first one for me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# But surely, if it was The Mail, that would be a tiny story tucked somewhere in the back pages?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Not when it's a famous black person to gloat at...
To be honest, I've never read the rag... only laughed at the headlines.

I'm more of an "observer" reader... you can hide three jazz mags inside that and still have room for a secluded wank on the train.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I like the Observer too
And who said you have to be on a train? The crossword is quite good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I tried that once
But I forgot which hand was holding the pen and which one was doing the wanking. Unpleasantness all round. The conductor was very understanding though.
(gijoel, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Laughed so heartily did I.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# CANDLES!
B3TADAY!

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Happy Candela!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# ambient lighting!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Woo
to all the above!

I am stuffed with banoffi and cheescake who are now fighting for space with the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# i am stuffed with curry, lemsip and mucus
i may break my new year's resolution by having a glass of cider later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# having snakebite later
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# that's student booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!!
Thank you for the FP!

Only took me nearly THREE YEARS!!!

Who's the mentally deficient mod who decided that?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Well deserved. Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# at least the daily mail is telling the truth for once

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)