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[challenge entry] Have some TOAP.

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(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# This qualifies as excellent.
In America there is a racist term "Spick" which means to spit whilst sucking dick, which Asian people so when your cock tastes 'foul'. I have had some spick-slavers in my time. Although in fairness, they were the worst of all that I ever had. And I have had slavers from three people.

One of them claimed a Falklands heritage. Though they say "love is blind", I was just grateful for the attention my penis was getting. For five years, almost. Though, in fairness, the penis attention died out after the first few months. But I still appreciated the Kraft Cheesy Pasta.

I am only joking. That word is really a racist term for Latin American. I can't understand why you would be racist about those chaps. Everyone from there knows how to suck a cock. But forget those Asians. *racisizes*

Though in fairness to them, they have smaller cunts.

You know what? I was looking in the mirror today, and I thought, 'my goodness, are my ears getting bigger [on topic], or is it just the haircut I just got?' Then I thought of my grandfathers large ears. And as I was running on that treadmill I started to wonder. Is she really warming up/stretching out, or is that just an attempt to force an erection upon me. But being of an age where that would require an asserted effort, I observed and I am pretty sure she was undulating independent of my ego.

(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# dude, take more or take less of the tablets, but not the same amount that has led to this
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I was thinking about taking them
but now I am unsure. They are actually for back pain, but - my back isn't depressed any more.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# crap kraft dinner

(the video is a bit distracting btw)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I have now seen that.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# sorry
couldn't find a simple uploady thing :)

(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Youtube is a fantastic uploady thing
unless you are trying to upload good will, in which case try bitorrent

Edit: OOOOOoooh. I was a retro-contra-bassist at one point. Then I realised in the future they would look like that, still be really awkward to carry, and girls would still prefer the guitarists, so I changed to piccolo. Ladies love a piccolo.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# also soundcloud just for sounds :))
i really like synthesisers..
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# aww, i saw 2 videos by this person then found out that there were only 2 :/
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# You see, in its infancy, I was indifferent to this post.
As it expanded, I grew to love it.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
If I wasn't drunk, and you wern't so alpha, I would hug you.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# I think it should be made into a film.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Spock with a beard?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:50, archived)
# This has got to win.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)