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# As long as I don't have to see them, they can do what they like !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# You won't see them after that, they'll just slowly eat you from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Starts snorting pesteside...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I found some fantastic sprays in Spain
kills the bastards instantly (think it's probably illegal here)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I resently had a squirell or rat in the loft,
so spent ages at B&Q looking at traps and poisons, they sold nothing just for spiders which I also looked for while I was there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# garden centres have some but nothing specific and costs fortune
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I ordered some sticky traps for my mum of ebay. They seemed to work pretty well.
As long as you don't mind having cardboard traps full of dead spiders around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# FUCKS SAKE B3TA!
Just typed www.3bay.co.uk to check.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# urgh shudders
they could chew their feet off and still get you when you're asleep
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Wouldn't work. They'd chew their foot off and then put their leg down again - back on the sticky trap.
They would keep trying and by the morning there would be a little legless bug which you might find more appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha, bugger that! I'll stick with the pounce and squash method!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Misread that as 'ponce and squash' technique.
Envisaged you mincing around screaming until you finally pluck up the courage to batter it to death with your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Haha, I used to ponce about trying to pluck up the courage,
But learnt that while doing so they escape, which means a night of total anxiety, jumping on them bare handed is very unpleasant indeed, but from seeing it to killing it with your bare hand is only 20 seconds of fear and revoltion, folowed by relief anf joy a minute later when you wash your hands:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I'm a hitler veggie but it's death to all spiders with 10 feet of my house
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I spent a year as a veggie some years ago.
And decided I would try and catch them and put them outside instead of killing them. this ended after the first attempt as the little bastards vanish into thin air in the prossess, I went straight back to the lunge and kill approach!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# instant death only way
wish I still had my fluffys as it was a mad dash between them to kill 'em and eat 'em o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# What they want to do
is go into space

(Image linked because the arachnophobes are clearly about)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha....that's cute..
It's the great big Brithish house spider I am most petrified of.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I'm more worried about those bloody foreign spiders.
Coming over here, eating all our flies, raping all our women.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Squash them with a rolled up daily mail is the only way!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# thanks for linking :)
I can't even look at pictures of 'em without getting the fears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)