
*waves the drunk excuse card
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The world will end on Mar-14th
J/K -- we have just over 9 more months before our DNA clocks end and we all mutate
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 15:58,
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J/K -- we have just over 9 more months before our DNA clocks end and we all mutate

and this one is a bit more scientific
rt.com/news/paint-asteroid-earth-nasa-767/
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:01,
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rt.com/news/paint-asteroid-earth-nasa-767/

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Robert Fukishima March 04, 2012, 20:12 0
I believe that this is occurring as a result of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakan's meeting with the aliens that occurred just after his election. The so-called asteroid is actually a space ship loaded with atomic particles, with DNA alterations that will only affect jews, that will detonate over Isreal. This will be followed by a plague that results fom the rotting carcasses of the jews enhanced by a DNA altered bacteria aimed at white republican voters. Obama will become king and Queen Michelle will rule from their thrones in Kenya. The only hope we have will be to gentically alter the DNA of all Americans with Bush genes which will allow the continuation of mankind as is so Bush can take blame for the rest of eternity, or the Mayan calendar is right, whichever comes first. All hail King Obama.
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:19,
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I believe that this is occurring as a result of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakan's meeting with the aliens that occurred just after his election. The so-called asteroid is actually a space ship loaded with atomic particles, with DNA alterations that will only affect jews, that will detonate over Isreal. This will be followed by a plague that results fom the rotting carcasses of the jews enhanced by a DNA altered bacteria aimed at white republican voters. Obama will become king and Queen Michelle will rule from their thrones in Kenya. The only hope we have will be to gentically alter the DNA of all Americans with Bush genes which will allow the continuation of mankind as is so Bush can take blame for the rest of eternity, or the Mayan calendar is right, whichever comes first. All hail King Obama.

it all makes perfect sense.
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 19:22,
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I saw it linked on Facebook but didn't have chance to see if it was true or not.
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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here are the nasa read outs
neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2012da14.html
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:17,
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neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2012da14.html

pretty scary thought maybe the Human race will go the way of the dinosaurs :/
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2012+DA14;orb=1
you see where the lines meet, that's where we all fry

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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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you see where the lines meet, that's where we all fry


that means i won't need to buy my wife a birthday present
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Sun 4 Mar 2012, 16:30,
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