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# I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps and tells me I'm a good horse.
I like those dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# the other night I dreamt I was this American guy who worked in an office,
and spent the whole time trying to get away with skiving off.

Actually I was two American guys because I switched characters half way through. The first guy got accused of skiving off but wasn't, in fact it was the second guy getting him into trouble.

Not one of my best dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# that's so weird! the other night I had a dream that I was you dreaing you were this American guy who worked in an office,
and spent the whole time trying to get away with skiving off.

I think in the end I tried to honk your tits while you slept.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Clue that it's a dream
Americans have no idea what skiving is. Some kind of desert topping?
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# How do you "get away" with desert topping in an office?
What even is desert topping? Do deserts even have tops?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# maybe it just means the top layer of sand
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Context clues are not my strength.
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I'm sure they know as well as anybody else what it is to spend all day not doing any work.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# the other morning I dreamt I got executed, they made me lie face down in the wet grass and I felt the muzzle on the back of my head and a searing white heat and I woke up and it was so cold
 
I don't like dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Haha, wonderful if true
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# If I could make pictures I would and post it here to prove it.
sadly I cannot :'(

He also strokes my mane.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)