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# Dream Test


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(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Well I'm glad that's settled then.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ha
one time I realised I was in a dream when a horse started talking to me. I was like "wait a minute, horses don't talk!" and the horse was all "yeah they do," totally fucking rumbled though, it turned out it was a dream afterall.

OR WAS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Bum Bum BUUUUUMMM!
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Dude, not cool.
She's sensitive about the size of her rear end. Pointing it out like that is just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I'll have you know I've a perfectly pert bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# right then
*goes back to reading Kant's Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Everyone's internet bum is perfectly pert.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I don't have one, I just shit out my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps and tells me I'm a good horse.
I like those dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)
# the other night I dreamt I was this American guy who worked in an office,
and spent the whole time trying to get away with skiving off.

Actually I was two American guys because I switched characters half way through. The first guy got accused of skiving off but wasn't, in fact it was the second guy getting him into trouble.

Not one of my best dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# that's so weird! the other night I had a dream that I was you dreaing you were this American guy who worked in an office,
and spent the whole time trying to get away with skiving off.

I think in the end I tried to honk your tits while you slept.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Clue that it's a dream
Americans have no idea what skiving is. Some kind of desert topping?
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# How do you "get away" with desert topping in an office?
What even is desert topping? Do deserts even have tops?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# maybe it just means the top layer of sand
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Context clues are not my strength.
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I'm sure they know as well as anybody else what it is to spend all day not doing any work.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# the other morning I dreamt I got executed, they made me lie face down in the wet grass and I felt the muzzle on the back of my head and a searing white heat and I woke up and it was so cold
 
I don't like dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Haha, wonderful if true
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# If I could make pictures I would and post it here to prove it.
sadly I cannot :'(

He also strokes my mane.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I had a recurring dream when I was little
it consisted of my street being flooded, and I had to get home using a raft and a pole. A big red curtain occupied our then living room, in front of which an orchestra was playing. The musicians were in black tie and had frog heads.

But that wasn't the weird thing.

At a certain moment, a rabbit was sitting on a stool in the middle of the room, with my family members gathered around it in reverential awe. When I asked them what was so special, the rabbit addressed me and said something. I was so astonished that I lost the ability to speak, which would always wake me up.

By mediocre aged 37
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I used to have dreams set in a maze. Thing was, I always knew my way through the maze.
Shame there was usually something trying to kill me, else they'd have been fun dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:23, archived)
# RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# All hail Cosmic Chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I like your comics
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks!
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:37, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Lucid dreaming?
I've been trying to get it to work, but nothing yet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# You need to apply something simple from the waking world into the dreaming world.
Every hour, on the hour, push against a wall and ask yourself "Am I dreaming?".
Might take a while, but sooner or later you'll try it in the dreamworld - with very different results.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I've actually recently started doing that.
I stuck a sign on the door that I push (probably not often enough).

I dreamt of my hand pushing it, which then turned into a paw. Yeah... a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# The first few times I realised I was doing it, I woke up shortly thereafter.
Kind of a 'whoa' moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, that's what happens most of the time with me.
I think I might have been very close to having a lucid dream, but lost my concentration before I could get any results.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I only ever dabbled at it in my twenties, but I probably got two half-decent lucid dreams out of it.
It may seem like a lot of effort for little return, but you'll never forget the clarity and sense of power they give you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# One of my friends lucid dreams, he says it's one of the best experiences you can have.
This, of course, is probably biased, but who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I get them quite often,
but I never seem to have the same measure of control that I'd been led to expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# In terms of feeling different, the most that's happened is that I felt like I sank through the bed, and through the floor.
Not quite flying, as many people claim to be able to do in lucid dreams, but I guess it's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Indubitably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Try writing down your dreams in detail as soon as you wake up each morning
But beware that you never think you're dreaming when you're actually awake.........or you'll get arrested!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I actually do keep a dream journal
which is unusually devoid of furry-related stuff. Huh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I did that for @ 8 months before I started lucid dreaming
Had to stop after a few weeks because I couldn't always be sure when I was awake, got a bit risky cos I used to drive a motorbike.
My dreams were always violent like modern-day FPS games
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
I did the thing where you write a reminder on your hand to test if you're in a dream. It worked well.
(dredgeups, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)