b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10716300 (Thread)

# It's 2012. Why aren't butchers using little lightsaber cutting knives yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Duh!
it would cook the meat at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# This is a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# i prefer to cook my food at home
rather then the butchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Instant bacons.
Greatest possible achievement of all humankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# have you circumvented the curing process?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Magic lightsabers, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Saves time and energy cooking meals, leaving you with more meat eating time.

This is the FUTURE©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# butchers could turn into restaurants
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# You can sit down at the restaurant, and they would lead a live impala to your table
After picking out which bit you'd like, they set the lightsaber to medium/rare/well done and cut/cook a slice of meat right onto your plate.

Bon apetit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Good ape tit?
But i ordered impala!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# You're being very insensitive to the ape now
she's just lost her tit, ferchrissakes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Axes are cheaper
so are you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# its for toast - not meat.
make good steak mind you. - Instant Steak Sandwich - Mmmmm
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)