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# Arrrr, good this be, yarrrr.
Evening all! Been birdwatching in the tropics for best part of a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# is that a euphemism for wanking in the bushes round Brixton park?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# There were snakes, frogs, geckoes and kangaroos as well.
Saw 188 species of bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# lucky bastard
I watch birds on webcams
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I pretend to be birds on webcams
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Dixon Bawls, you old scamp
how the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Hullo you horrible cunt
Not too bad ta, almost home time and a big cuppa tea in frontomee \o/

Hope you're well? You bashing this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I am at home with a big cup ot tea
And I can tell you it's ace.

Plans are afoot to bash, yes. But I am working that day and can't book it off until April 1st.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Chatroulette?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Snake!


Were a bit worried at first that it was a young Taipan, which are mean bastards and incredibly dangerous, but it was in fact a Keel-backed Snake - just about the most harmless snake Australia has to offer.
Also, a fully-grown frog that is about half-an-inch in length:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Oooh lovely, I like that frog
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)