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[challenge entry] He wants to be your Hedgehammer.

Greetings people of b3ta! I am new around here. Please do not hurt me. Also I drawded you a picture.

From the Hedgehogs! challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Arrrr, good this be, yarrrr.
Evening all! Been birdwatching in the tropics for best part of a week.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# is that a euphemism for wanking in the bushes round Brixton park?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# There were snakes, frogs, geckoes and kangaroos as well.
Saw 188 species of bird.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# lucky bastard
I watch birds on webcams
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I pretend to be birds on webcams
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Dixon Bawls, you old scamp
how the fuck are you?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Hullo you horrible cunt
Not too bad ta, almost home time and a big cuppa tea in frontomee \o/

Hope you're well? You bashing this year?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I am at home with a big cup ot tea
And I can tell you it's ace.

Plans are afoot to bash, yes. But I am working that day and can't book it off until April 1st.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Chatroulette?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Snake!


Were a bit worried at first that it was a young Taipan, which are mean bastards and incredibly dangerous, but it was in fact a Keel-backed Snake - just about the most harmless snake Australia has to offer.
Also, a fully-grown frog that is about half-an-inch in length:

(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Oooh lovely, I like that frog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Hi, welcome
Pull up a kitten. Shop a chair. You'll never leave.

Also, very nice pic. Woo.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
With skills like that, you'll do just fine here. :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That's absolutely superb
Woo Yay
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# welcome
and this is good
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Awesome!
It's as if Moggy caught an originality, antifogging and humour virus!

Really like that. Welcome to b3ta you wonderful person.

don't let me down, now
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# hello sexy
show us your pance so I can stick them up on the wall
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# :)
I'll have a go tonight
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
I've just been called a wonderful person by a perfect stranger... this can't possibly be the Internet. Can somebody direct me to the Internet?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Fuck off you trolling cunt
Does that feel better?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Thank goodness!
The Internet Status Quo is restored by a simple, random act of kindn abuse. Thank you masked man (heh)!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Nice =]
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Youre not one of JollyJacks fans are you? You seem to have drawing talent, which on here usually leads to yiffery
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# This is not yiffery?
*swiftly drapes towel over crotch*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# That's no towel, sir
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Yiffery, you say?
I had to consult an online dictionary to be entirely sure what that was. I feel abashed.

You'll either be relieved or disappointed to hear that my drawings tend towards the PG-13ish (though who knows what'll happen if I start hanging around with The Wrong Sort).
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Well, if you dont know what yiffery is, then youre one of the good guys
Welcome, sir
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Blimey, that's good
And welcome, mind the chair wielding kittens etc
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Possibly because I' ve been up for 24 hours,
I raed that as chair-welding kittens.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# all your art are belong to us now
you'll never leave...muhahahaha

edit:so glad you're not manga
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Glad I'm not manga?
You've wounded me to my soul, sir. You can tell I'm in an emotional state, because all fourteen of the crisply-rendered highlights in my eyeballs are jigglin'...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# a compliment to your art being more wholesome in all aspects
and not the washy Japanese shite
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# We didn't have anime when I was a child.
We had a pretty decent cultural trade balance with Japan when I was a kid. We were sending them Kiss, and they were sending us Speed Racer and Gamera, and that was about it. Oh, and Shogun Warriors.

You've got to admit, the Sledgehog isn't entirely unlike Totoro. Only instead of being a gentle, benevolent nature spirit, he's the spirit of hitting stuff with hammers.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hooray!
Welcome.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# :D
welcome aboard, you'll never leave.
As a rule, we aim for images to be no bigger than 100k and animations (should you be multi-talented) to be under 400k. Chee-arse
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# oh shit, yeah
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# he should also talk back to us
we like talking back
it makes us feel liked
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I concur
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# What... you mean, like, REPLY?
I won't do it. Entirely out of the question.

(Most gracious thanks to everybody for all the kind remarks...)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Image size restrictions, whoopsie
I thought I was aiming for under 400K for a regular image. I did read the FAQ, honest... I mean, I sort of skimmed it... I remember it had some letters in it arranged into words.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I like this one
he's a keeper!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# But this is so sudden
We've only just met! (admires ring)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# After doing my usual "read the thread hours later"
I have to say I concur.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# OooOooOOo
Wow
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# and i like ur comic strip
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Thank you sir
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# This is quite splendid, welcome.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# his head reminds me of Crash Bandicoot
nicely :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# proper arts, I salute you
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# this is good, and why the fuck didn`t I think of it?
oh well, it would have been shit anyhoo
edit: also pull up a chair, shop a kitten
a kitten anything you like
not yiff porn
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# That's lush, that
It's definitely a computer game waiting to happen :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# The computer game...
...would feature this guy playing croquet with a whole bunch of little speedy blue hedgehogs that are rolling around at his feet. In bonus rounds you'd have to use the hammer to fend off legal actions brought by Sega...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Excellente!
that is all.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Superb! excellent arts :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# high praise, there
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Vnice and welcome to b3ta :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Very Welcome!
Nice work and I like that website too!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# yiff yiff grr meow
/ac
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I like this.
In time, I might like you too.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# ^ Would
Welcome noobie pull of a FUCK and shop with tits!

* or something like that
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Nice. welcome aboard...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ooooo beefhog... \o/
hello & welcome :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Textbook.
Wilkommen.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
Welcome
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# nice.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Well that's a bloody talent there.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Welcome to elllllll
It's good ere, honest guv! Superb. Cool artywork, keep em comin.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)