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# Draw a dog running down the street with a string of sausages in it's mouth
In the distance the a butcher can be seen shaking his fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Plz see theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Forget JollyJack
Forget b3ta

These are not the droids you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh look what I found:
A JollyJack fan forum
And another
And a facebook group

I may be miles off the mark here, but do you not think that these people might give slightly more of a fuck about your JollyJack obsession than we do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# ahaha
lol wut

I'm going to make my own 4 panel webcomic!

I'll show you all

then I'll get fans! yeah!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Been there, done that.


Got the T-shirt. Both of them, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Shopping comics is good, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# and just making the covers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I read this before the Saturday morning cartoon came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# They changed it to Minge-Mouthed for the cartoon
But to sweeten the deal they let me put in an extra four helmets and a free-fall cumshot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I love the theme tune. It wasn't Saturday morning without it.
"Labe, Labier, Labiest" by Simon and Garfunkel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# They recorded that for free because they were fans
I never told them I hated their guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It really is sad to see them whoring out
but hey, it's a kickass theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# LET'S COMIC!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# FUCK YES
I'd love to see the adventures of CUNT-MOUTHED CANCER PROTECTOR

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# It's out of print now following a legal dispute with Donald Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# YES!
Threadsave!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
I already join JollyJack fan forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# So go and bother them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I still bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Go and draw some shit manga or something
Don't post it here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# BTW I have question about his sig.
"JollyJack quite likes his human nature"
Is it yours? he saying about you?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Yes, you've got it exactly right
Well done, you've seen through our "thinly-veiled open hostility" ruse and deduced that we're actually in league with each other specifically to send you coded messages through the medium of board sigs.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I want to rebel against people like you.
*Loading a bullet to the gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# PUT THE GUN TO YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# *Pressed a gun in your mouth*
Do you like green pineapple?
:D Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10717534
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
#
このボード上の誰もがあなたが離れて行くだろう願って
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# The spelling mistake in the chapter that you should read
makes it all the better

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Go and eat some bad fugu you tiresome retarded utter belmqueen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# have you ever considered death?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# It's always in need of help...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kXl8LyD_JA
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It says underneath that you will accept requests.
A dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in it's mouth is my request.

If you want to stop being JollyJacks fan that is up to you. Due to your misunderstandings of the nuances of the English language, you continually seem to think his posts are veiled slights at yourself. Some undoubtedly are, though most are not and have nothing to do with you. Most of his posts have nothing to do with you being here, although you seem to think they do. I know you won't understand any of what I've just written and that's entirely the point.
Our cultures are a world apart and you're not going to understand us by talking to b3ta. We will not help. We cannot. Go away and learn some english if you're serious. Otherwise, please stop posting here.

You never post anything funny, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# an endless string of sausages
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# needs to both. advice and request.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# We're not here to give you advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Or requests, come to that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
you advice a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Okay, look at my post again, I edited it for clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# As your attorney
I advise you to draw a dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in its mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
あーそーですか、素晴らしいアドバイスありがとよ。
あんたのリクエストは一生受けないから安心しろ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I don't understand. Just like you don't seem to understand us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# And there's no reply. What a surprise.
It's like trying to reason with jelly. MODS! What will it take to stop this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# the're probably laughing their arses off and I don't blame them :)
It's like with Big Brother - the producers always make sure there is at least one complete fruit and nutjob in the house to 'mix things up a bit'. I actually think Moggy is Cr3
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was Leningrad
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# If it isn't really Japanese
I think it's drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I think it's time he or she was given their marching orders.
You can put them on ignore but it doesn't stop it affecting the rest of /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# She's just blowing smoke up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I hate cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# If it looks like a troll and acts like a troll...chances are it's a troll.
I think it's quite obvious that you are copying Jolly Jack's request threads (which are pure shit). You're a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I'm NOT stalker.
:P You're STUPID.
I'm NOT bad anything.
バーカ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I can't read Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:35, archived)
# It says "barking", but I think she means "yiffing"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)