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[challenge entry] Hello all! I trust your penises are well lubricated with the blood of a thousand Easter bunnies!

From the Skeletons challenge. See all 99 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# fuck zombies are the worst
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# What about sombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# oh I missread, no, fuck sombies are fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Whew
That's reassuring to know
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Zhe'z not very clever and zhe don't zpeak zo good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I'm sorry I don't speak Russian
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# she's not very clever and she don't speak so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I don't really know what's happening here
What's happening here Redsushi? Tell us. Do tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# i think knowing the full story behind this picture
may compromise my enjoyment of it. so, *fingers in ears, eyes shut* "LA-LA-LA I'M NOT LISTENING LA-LA-LA"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Well basically,
there is a skeleton racing in the Tour de France and he has just broken away from the peloton, and then there is this lady reporter in America or something. Then there're some Zombies.

The part that may be too subtle though, is the final mise en scene, where they are all thinking about that episode of Monk from Series 5 when he was staying at a hotel in Miami.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# What you may be unaware of,
The Dutch Inventor Mediocre, is that the Zombie on the left is actually also from Den Haag! It is a small, but not insufficient, nod to my favourite person ever from there, Lucia de Berk.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Haha. My sister was a copper at the courtroom during her trial.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# LOLS!
I've just been going back through my posts about you. This is one of my favourites :)

b3ta.com/board/9834734
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# :)

Hey, it's my old lab. Blew that one up aaaages ago!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I shall ensure that all biographical images of you going forward
are up to date!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Filth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# That bike's got no suspension
must be a boneshaker.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)