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# this isn't nam
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Question :
Anyone got any good cat recipes? Our cat just bit through my headphone cable. I'll have to dig out the soldering iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# you can't cook a cat with a soldering iron,
it'd take forever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I'll just listen to some music while I wait
Haven't got many mp3s though. I'm a solder of four tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# D'oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Well that's not a crime.
It's a mere sin 'arry.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Haha ow!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# According to the SAS survival handbook:
Cat meat is like rabbit - stew thoroughly before eating
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# You're clearly not paying enough attention to your cat
and have paid the price. Just be thankful it was only a cable it bit through.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# LISTEN TO THIS MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# snedded ponk with ambrosia tremels
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# It's out of season
Will canned suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I suppose, as long as you scream while opening it*

*helps break down the goos gumption
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# You buried your soldering iron?
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)