b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10739781 (Thread)

# If you look at the pictures of the victims of the Fukushima nuclear accident, You such would not say.

I think better the Ark of Noah than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# *furiously masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
For goodness sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# *Stab your head many times*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# You could at least wait.
Until he's finished fapping
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Its OK
She knows that head stabs bring me closer to orgasm. It's one of our little games.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Does she do strangle wanks too?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:11, archived)
# It costs extra
but it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Cor. I want me some of that.
One more thing. Is she a mrs goatse trained stretcher? I've been told i need fixing.

Canpay in goats or donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# No, you need to ask mictoboy about that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Sorry, I tried to google it, but I was schoolboy-style chuckling too much at the word 'Fukushima'.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Fukushima and Chernobyl are same radioactive situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Chernobyl's a bit more arid though I believe?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Not exactly
Chernobyl is better for making jokes about Russian underpants, whereas Fukushima is only really good for pure invective. But yes, they are both potential candidates for Funny Name Corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# But I deny. They(Fukushima people) will deny.
not Courage you say to them this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
私たちは悪いこと笑う必要があります


そうでなければ悪いことが私たちを克服する。

生涯を通じて、人間は、彼らが恐れるもの、災害、戦争や災害で笑っています。

我々はしない場合があるため、その後私たちの生活は恐怖によって支配されます。
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
#
でも福島の人たちはこのジョークを理解しないだろう。
違う形のジョークを作るべきです。

同じ地震の題材でも、被害者を和ませる事が可能です。

つまり、こんな悪いジョークしか作れないなら
才能がないことと同じです。

Excellent? Lovely? は？　ふざけんな。

このようなジョークで笑える福島の人はいない。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Why is it I set my clock by B3ta?
VAGCREAMS signal "you're late for work"
Flanbase, Freebase or chump bear mean it's time for bed, or the gayshift will get you!
'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# The gayshit has you already
*lubes* night
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# YES
Only Freebase can save us now!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
あなたは私を誤解している。私は福島の人々が好きで冗談を理解しないだろうことを知っています。

しかし、他の誰もが同じこととして福島県に起こったそれらに起こることを恐れます。

したがって、彼らは恐怖笑う。彼らの心の中で、彼らは福島に悪いことをしたくない。
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Zack Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
少なくともあなたは私を理解しています。
それは理解できます。

でもこの写真を投稿した奴の気持ちが理解できない。

文化でも嫌いな文化があります。
たとえばイギリスのキツネ狩り。あれはなくすべき文化だった。
なくして正解だった。
しかし、他人の不幸を笑いものにするなんて許せない。
イギリスの報道者に地震のことをバカにした奴がいるじゃないか。
私は忘れてないぞ。
私はこの嫌な文化を受け入れる気はない。

でも首相をいじめるブラックジョークは好きだ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# something about seaweed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)
# We tend to smirk at others' misfortune, and laugh at our own.
Such is the British way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I'll laugh if there is any unfortunate you guys.
DISGUSTING CULTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# So you don't object to the principle at laughing at other's misfortune? You only consider it inappropriate when it affects you or your country personally?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I JUST DON'T WANT TO HURT TO INNOCENT PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I'm sorry. I've only just seen a picture of the horrific results that the radioactive contamination has had on the fauna in the area
www.b3ta.com/board/10739715
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# CALM DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I understand, BUT SUCK THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# You sir/madam
Have to pay for that here

£19.99 for 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# What about my lozenges?!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# ...and how should we fuck off oh Lord?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
*Stab your head many times*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# *fucks off*
HEY MOGGY, HEY MOGGY,


GUESS WHAT?

I'VE FUCKED BACK ON AGAIN

/grabs coat for bottom gag
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Fucked off and fucked back on again?
Not much of that happening today...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Tell me about if
Too many fucked off. But we won't touch on that again. Hamtouching and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# who`s a wee potty mouth today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Aiiieee!
Mutant nun-rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10730400
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I didn't say we were perfect, I explained what we were like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# ^ a right shower of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:18, archived)