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# CDC! Straigth ahead
pun intended?

(Fistshaker, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I don't know. Did you intend to pun there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Well
I kind of hope I didn't
(Fistshaker, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# You need to filename to de-RIS
'Untiltled-1' and 'Untitled-2' were the sister ships of the Titanic.
Frankly, I've got no idea what the pun is either!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# damn, You people never miss a beat
I was actually going for the a-head joke. Obviously it was shit. Apologies.
(Fistshaker, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Ha! You should probably quit while...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# before you cock up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Well, sperm can be referred to as a man's seed
and it's going in the ocean. So now it's a seedy sea. Geddit? A Seedy Sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# A lot of seamen died on the fateful night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I remember it like it was yesterday.
Oh wait that was the bangbang club.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
# You are Ted Rogers AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Close
I'm actually Dusty Bin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I'm Spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I'm Spartacus
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I'm BRIAN BLESSED
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Make your bloody mind up
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# I'm Spartacus and so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Fucking fucked boat is fucked fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Oooh Candles to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# And I've done nothing special!
Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Except register on b3ta
then wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# boat rape!
poor house
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Something something houseboat something
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Making little houseboats, surely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Not sure, I think that house is dead
It's a necrophiliac boat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# The Boat That Rocked!
...would have been funny 45 minutes ago!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# This person is the situation of victims of the earthquake in Japan is not known.
I do not like to laugh.
バカじゃねーの？
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# You're probably on the wrong site then. I suspect given 5 minutes there'll be a picture of this boat in the side of the WTC.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# If you look at the pictures of the victims of the Fukushima nuclear accident, You such would not say.

I think better the Ark of Noah than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# *furiously masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
For goodness sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)
# *Stab your head many times*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# You could at least wait.
Until he's finished fapping
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Its OK
She knows that head stabs bring me closer to orgasm. It's one of our little games.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Does she do strangle wanks too?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:11, archived)
# It costs extra
but it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Cor. I want me some of that.
One more thing. Is she a mrs goatse trained stretcher? I've been told i need fixing.

Canpay in goats or donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# No, you need to ask mictoboy about that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Sorry, I tried to google it, but I was schoolboy-style chuckling too much at the word 'Fukushima'.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Fukushima and Chernobyl are same radioactive situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Chernobyl's a bit more arid though I believe?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Not exactly
Chernobyl is better for making jokes about Russian underpants, whereas Fukushima is only really good for pure invective. But yes, they are both potential candidates for Funny Name Corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# But I deny. They(Fukushima people) will deny.
not Courage you say to them this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
私たちは悪いこと笑う必要があります


そうでなければ悪いことが私たちを克服する。

生涯を通じて、人間は、彼らが恐れるもの、災害、戦争や災害で笑っています。

我々はしない場合があるため、その後私たちの生活は恐怖によって支配されます。
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
#
でも福島の人たちはこのジョークを理解しないだろう。
違う形のジョークを作るべきです。

同じ地震の題材でも、被害者を和ませる事が可能です。

つまり、こんな悪いジョークしか作れないなら
才能がないことと同じです。

Excellent? Lovely? は？　ふざけんな。

このようなジョークで笑える福島の人はいない。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Why is it I set my clock by B3ta?
VAGCREAMS signal "you're late for work"
Flanbase, Freebase or chump bear mean it's time for bed, or the gayshift will get you!
'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# The gayshit has you already
*lubes* night
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# YES
Only Freebase can save us now!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
あなたは私を誤解している。私は福島の人々が好きで冗談を理解しないだろうことを知っています。

しかし、他の誰もが同じこととして福島県に起こったそれらに起こることを恐れます。

したがって、彼らは恐怖笑う。彼らの心の中で、彼らは福島に悪いことをしたくない。
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Zack Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
少なくともあなたは私を理解しています。
それは理解できます。

でもこの写真を投稿した奴の気持ちが理解できない。

文化でも嫌いな文化があります。
たとえばイギリスのキツネ狩り。あれはなくすべき文化だった。
なくして正解だった。
しかし、他人の不幸を笑いものにするなんて許せない。
イギリスの報道者に地震のことをバカにした奴がいるじゃないか。
私は忘れてないぞ。
私はこの嫌な文化を受け入れる気はない。

でも首相をいじめるブラックジョークは好きだ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# something about seaweed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)
# We tend to smirk at others' misfortune, and laugh at our own.
Such is the British way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I'll laugh if there is any unfortunate you guys.
DISGUSTING CULTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# So you don't object to the principle at laughing at other's misfortune? You only consider it inappropriate when it affects you or your country personally?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I JUST DON'T WANT TO HURT TO INNOCENT PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I'm sorry. I've only just seen a picture of the horrific results that the radioactive contamination has had on the fauna in the area
www.b3ta.com/board/10739715
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# CALM DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I understand, BUT SUCK THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# You sir/madam
Have to pay for that here

£19.99 for 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# What about my lozenges?!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# ...and how should we fuck off oh Lord?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
*Stab your head many times*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# *fucks off*
HEY MOGGY, HEY MOGGY,


GUESS WHAT?

I'VE FUCKED BACK ON AGAIN

/grabs coat for bottom gag
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Fucked off and fucked back on again?
Not much of that happening today...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Tell me about if
Too many fucked off. But we won't touch on that again. Hamtouching and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# who`s a wee potty mouth today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Aiiieee!
Mutant nun-rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10730400
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I didn't say we were perfect, I explained what we were like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# ^ a right shower of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Honestly, I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# you're definitely in the wrong place then
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Well I think it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# With no disrepsect meant to you here
If you think this is deemed offensive you would shit ones pants at some of the content on other imageboards.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)
# too soon man
and I don't like the brown
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Scared rucksack guy makes me chuckle
He looks like a 6-year old pretending to be a plane
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)
# We don't take kindly to people who don't like to laugh on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Yeah
Remember what happened to Old "Stoneyface" McGee?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# he got fucked with a knife, as I recall
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Gaddafi?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/7479816
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Then don't laugh
But it's quite likely that many others will.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Smithers, release the hounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# That is a lovely picture.
Stunning I'd say
(Fistshaker, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# But I deny.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# LOVELY PICTURE DENIER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# NO LOVELY
ROTTEN EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# What have tights got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Nothing
since you asked, you should take yours off.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# This is so awesome it deserves a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# And i've dug this relic from the past for the last time
once you have all frames in imageready create a new layer at the top of the others,
so it's at the top of the layers panel
then create a new imageready file; 1 px wide 2 px deep, transparent background,
fill in the top px black then click
edit: define pattern
then, back on the main animation on the new blank layer (which should be transparent)
click edit - fill - pattern, and don't click preserve transparency.
It 'should' then put the scanlines over all the frames for you
and there you are.
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create a new layer it tatty shop
select a dark colour from your image
draw a 1 pixel horizontal line on your new layer
duplicate that layer
move it down 2 pixels
merge layers
duplicate layer
move new one down 4 pixels
merge layers
duplicate, move, merge, duplicatemovemerge
until you have a single layer where every other line is a scan line
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Because they tend to make everything seem pretty dark, I often put an adjustment layer underneath the scanline layer to up the brightness/contrast of all the layers beneath (in the layer menu of tattyslop)


forward-scrolly images:
Ctrl T to transform mode
Hold Ctrl to move vanishing point

Scale image holding Shift and Alt

Press enter to apply transform

Keep pressing CtrlShiftAlt +T to create lots of duplicated frames with scaled in the same way as previous frame

Edit: Yes, i've just realised none of us use image ready any more, this was from a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Thanks for posting.
Have bookmarked for later.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Ah, nice
and I guess it effectively optimizes the GIF a bit too. Also looks like imageready is a lot more intelligent when it comes to doing things like that.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. It's been a surreal day on b3ta, but I think we've weathered it fairly well! Goodnight everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Everyday on b3ta is special
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)
# I wouldn't say it's been surreal, I'd say it's been too real.
Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Goodbye, Mr. Burton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I love this film :) it's a massive guilty pleasure of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# No guilt; simple pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Saying that... if Big Trouble in Little China is a guilty pleasure...
what does that make Strike Commando? Or Robowar?

Yeah, I revise that last statement, it's just plain pleasure. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:26, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Usually, when I say a movie is "HOLY SHIT, BEST FUCKING FILM EVER"
it's really, really bad, but that's why I love it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzQ4tep610
Presenting Strike Commando, or "Tesco Value Rambo First Blood: Part 2".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# You're preaching to the converted, Padre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:42, archived)
# have you seen
The Story Of Ricky?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:51, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:07, archived)
# I saw it again recently
It was ok but I think it was better when I was nine
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)
# 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Beautiful...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Wootiful !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Yiff grrrr meow
Spluffs bricks no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Hello Clay's 2nd comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I really think that you're taking this far too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# You should take your shoes out for a walk
Just step away from consumer electronics for an hour or two
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)