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[challenge entry] Beast of Bodmin Moor spotted!

From the A New Hoax challenge. See all 139 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Tha wee bassa o' Bodmin can ohny be quieted by a Goat piper
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# 'S not spotted
'S plain black
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# :)
and now I must get some sleep. Night all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Be careful when it deploys its eye lasers
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# But what would hurt more? Eye lasers or tit lasers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# haha
the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)
# What happens when I draw a Womble, and change it according to /board's suggestions. :D
Womble Waste Troll
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Is he trying to say "Pi approximates pi"?
Foolish Orinoco. Pi is equivalent to pi. No wonder Great Uncle Bulgaria always tells you what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Not so far fetched as you might imagine..
I had lunch today with London Zoo's head vet, and leopard's entered the conservation. We had a pair of Amur's about 2002, long before I got there, but Andrew said they were the most scary animals he has ever had to work with. Insanely agile, unpredictable, and devious.

Edit: This might also be relevant to kittens



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! Jyent fatkatz iz hoaxez!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# That is a fine looking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# His name is Pedro Mofahin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Named after his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)
# The two guys he ate.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:49, archived)
# OOoh you fucking liar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 2:54, archived)
# aha! why are you god?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 1:50, archived)