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# Pranks and japes
Dunno if this should go in links or talk so I'll just dump it here.

Oh I do love a good prank.

My brother shares my flat with me and as brothers are wont to do we play the occasional prank on each other.

One of these is very juvenile but it involves bursting in on the other and whomever can flick the finger fast enough wins that round - I know, I know but it's quite amusing when you're stoned.

He's off to Nigeria for work tonight so had all his packing out and his passport......

So I've taken 3 pictures of me flipping him the bird - one is inside his laptop, so when he opens the lid - tahhhhdaaaa! - one is folded up in the pocket of a pair of his trousers.

The last one is lightly stuck to the page bang opposite his current Nigerian Visa - Hopefully he'll find this one when he gets to immigration in Abuja

I reckon I win this round.

(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# This will never end well........


...... although, if this is your thing, it's pretty funny actually
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# it's dead in here anyway
what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# True.
I'll pea this here then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# \o/ (again)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha. Cat and shut
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Yeah
I should probably know that I checked the FAQ when I joined and then ravages of age took over.

and yeah it's mine.
(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# What's this gif from?
(dredgeups, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Morph
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Thanks
(dredgeups, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)
# "Brother! I am in a nigerian detention centre!"
"I have negotiated my way out, but I need to make an urgent funDS transfer so I can "pay" the guard, please send me the money of not less than $800 DOLLARS AMERICAN to the following western union details....."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# He's got that covered
He's going on "government" business ;)
(Speshal, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# has he arranged his "visible and obvious armed guard" yet?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# you posted a photo of yourself
during a slow night. good luck mate.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# stalker
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# also you're hallucinating
*wibbly lines*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# *reboots brain*
it is not 2005
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# it so is
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I am posting a photo I took of a starfish I found on the beach yesterday
I'm posting it low down the board on a quiet night if that's OK.

(169 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:03, archived)
# blimey you're an old one
so you should know your image was a bit big, so I made it smaller (please read the FAQ, images under 100k etc)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# fuck off HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# some roffling here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# top work
I can see this escalating to brother faking own death, you are called to identify body, brother flips you the bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Whatever you do don't slip a L.G.B.T membership card in his passport!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)