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# kiss me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:42, archived)
# where's the gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Cruising for twinks at the garden centers. At least in the northern hemisphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:57, archived)
# that's like... more macho than most vampire movies these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:20, archived)
# I blame Anne Rice
I'm wading through the Vampire Chronicles at the minute and after all the weedy homoerotic tortured tedium of Interview with a Vampire, you get all the weedy homoerotic tortured tedium of The Vampire Lestat. I'm not sure I'll graduate from this one, I'm a bit tired of weedy homoerotic (or explicitly homosexual - seriously, are none of these vampires straight? I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything but are none of them straight?) tortured tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# There are some straight ones but they are paedophiles
Queen of the Damned is shit, basically pages of pseudoscience and dry social theory wrapped around a crêpe-thin plot. The fourth book, in which Lestat becomes human, is quite good although I can't remember what it's called. Vampire Lestat was my favourite one, although I don't think I'll be reading any of them again.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I've read the first three in the past
I'm trying through them again. Vampire Lestat was my favourite, too, but at the minute I'm about three-quarters of the way through and I've suffered about 250 pages of whingeing gayly about Nicolas before wandering gayly around Europe and then gayly meeting the flamingly gay Magnus who he gets really gay with and it's getting really rather tiring.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Alright mongy
my stint doesn't start for another couple of hours usually, it's still early here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)
# stint
hmm, such a good word
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:46, archived)
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# here
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# Very nice!
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# cats are cunts
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# FUCK the future
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:31, archived)
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# edit: The future is NOW!
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